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[Richard Voiceover] This
is Bradford in England

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where my father brought me
from Scotland when I was 15.

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It was a time when
everything seemed perfect.

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I had this job, a good friend,

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even a girlfriend from a nice family.

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But I always had this feeling

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that there was something
else lined up for me.

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(somber reggae music)

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I heard a voice from
heaven saying "Write this.

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Happy are the dead who
die in the face of Christ.

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Henceforth says the spirit,

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they may rest from their labors.

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For they take with them the
records of their deeds."

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We have entrusted our brother Leonard

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to God's merciful keeping,

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and we now commit his body to the ground.

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Earth to earth, ashes
to ashes, dust to dust,

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in sure and certain hope of the
resurrection to eternal life

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through our lord Jesus Christ

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who died, was buried,
and rose again for us.

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God will show us the path of life.

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In his presence is the fullness of joy

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and at his right hand, that
is pleasure forevermore.

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(camera clicking)

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[Richard Voiceover]
The moment I saw her,

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I knew I was in trouble.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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I'm sorry about your friend.

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Leonard Blenkinsop?

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He wasn't exactly a friend,

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he was more of a business proposition.

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I'm an undertaker.

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You're serious.

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Yes.

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This is my kingdom, you might say.

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It's peaceful.

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So what's brought you to our fair town?

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I was passing through on the train and

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this place looked nice and so I decided

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why not hang out for a while?

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How long will you be staying?

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Oh, I'm leaving this afternoon.

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This afternoon, no.

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You can't possibly leave this afternoon.

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And why is that?

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Well, for one thing, I
thought this was getting off

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to a great start here.

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You know, this friendship thing.

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And I just thought I could
show you around the town,

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get to know you a little bit.

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I mean after all you're alone

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and you are alone, aren't you?

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Yes, I'm alone.

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(rock music)
(bike bell ringing)

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with you in the daytime

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you all of the time

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This is the center of operations.

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And so,
Yes.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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(camera clicking)

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you all of the time

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- Come here!

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Just push the button there, thanks.

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Get your hand!
(camera clicking)

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I know, come on.

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- Come on!

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(woman exclaiming)

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you all of the time

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[Woman] Come on, come on!

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(actor speaks in foreign language)

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(popcorn crunching)

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(actress speaks in foreign language)

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(actor speaks in foreign language)

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Will you watch the film?

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(actor speaks in foreign language)

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(actress speaks in foreign language)

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(actor speaks in foreign language)

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(woman giggling)

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(light music)

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(rock music)

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Come on, it can't be that bad.

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Come on, relax.

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You're about as pressurized as

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your granddad's steam gravedigger.

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You know, until this afternoon

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I don't think I realized

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just how bloody miserable I am here.

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- Can I have a whiskey please?
- Oh that's 'cause you're

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hanging on to your dad's business.

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Is it what you really want?

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Something happened today.

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Ah, that bloody tourist!

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Yeah, name's Barbara.

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She comes from Los Angeles.

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Big green eyes, blonde
hair, beautiful skin.

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Oh she looks like a goddess.

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I'm an actress.

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[Richard] Wow.

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No, that means I wait tables,

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smiling at men with beards
in case they turn out

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to be movie directors.

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I love the movies.

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[Barbara] Yeah?

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(camera clicking)
(Richard chuckling)

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Yeah.

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I do a bit of writing myself.

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Oh, you do?

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Mhmm, yeah.

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Well, for the local rag, you know.

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Mmm.

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Well, just the obituaries really.

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It's kind of a dream of
mine to be a real writer.

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Actually, I wrote a novel once.

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Oozy Suicide.

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Great title.

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Yeah?

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I suppose it was pretty silly.

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[Richard Voiceover] Of
course it was never published.

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And my girlfriend, Joy, said
that it was better that way.

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Richard, where are you?

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What's happened today?

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[Richard Voiceover]
For an instant I wanted

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to tell her everything.

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Oh, you know, same thing
that happened yesterday.

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And the day before yesterday.

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Same thing that happens everyday, nothing.

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That business of yours.

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It's made you this way.

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When we get married, daddy
will give you the money

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to put that funeral
parlor back on its feet.

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Maybe I don't want to
put the funeral parlor

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back on its feet.

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Maybe I'm sick and bloody tired of it.

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Maybe I want to do other things.

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Richard, you'll not
talk nonsense tonight.

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This is daddy's big night

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and I'll not allow you to ruin it.

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Why is this daddy's big night?

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People come here to see the
sculptures and the paintings.

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He doesn't paint, does he?

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Joy.

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[Joy] Hello.

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Where have you been?

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I thought you've gotten lost.

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- Oh, no.
- Lovely that you could come.

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And so young man, what do
you think of my exhibition

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so far then, eh?

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Oh, it's first class,
sir, I love your work.

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Oh we're very proud, we're very proud.

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[Richard Voiceover]
I knew I was behaving

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like a stupid adolescent.

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But I couldn't stop thinking about her.

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Oh, Denise, look!

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It's Los Angeles!

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I went there last year instead of Corfu.

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It went grand!

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(light music)

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[Barbara] Don't worry, really.

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Who's worrying?

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He's a nice guy.

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I can take care of myself.

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Oh, that was my dad.

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No, no, he died.

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He died when I was seven.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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No, it's okay.

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He comes to me and talks to me,

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tells me what I'm doing right
and what I'm doing wrong.

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(light somber rock music)

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(thunder rumbling)

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[Richard Voiceover] She was the thing

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that I'd been waiting for.

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I'd been an idiot and hadn't
even asked for her address.

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I'd missed my chance.

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And that should have been the end of that.

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Yamashiro, Hollywood.

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Thanks, mate.

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(energetic rock music)

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[Richard Voiceover] I didn't
know what was happening.

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But I liked it.

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I looked out the window and saw adventure.

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(car honking)

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[Radio Reporter] With a high of 82.

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Mostly clear tonight, a low of 60.

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I think it's supposed
to be warmer tomorrow.

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Monday night should be closing
in on the 90 degree mark.

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Along the Santa Monica, Malibu,

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and South Bay beaches,

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the surf conditions are
(drowned out by rock music)

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(woman giggling)

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Tell me, monsieur, you are new here.

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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Jesus!

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- Sorry, I am.
- You're new.

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Yes, yes, I've just come
from the airport actually.

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(speaks in foreign language)
you're English, aren't you?

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Scottish actually.

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Yes, I can tell your accent.

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Hello, Mr. Herman, how you doing?

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- Okay?
- Jean, so nice to see you.

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Take care.

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So you're in the business?

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Beg your pardon, the business?

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Movies.

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Oh no no no no.

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If you're not into movies in this town

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they don't think you're working.

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- Who are they?
- Hello Jean-Mimi.

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Miss Dam.

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Voila.

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Thank you.

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Then, the menu.

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Please.

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May I suggest you try

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our exceptional (speaks
in foreign language)?

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Right.

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Or else, if you'd rather seafood,

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they are very fresh today.

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You will be served by our beautiful Julie,

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she's going to take your order.

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Thanks.

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So I bid you (speaks
in foreign language)

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and wish you (speaks in foreign language).

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Right, thank you very much.

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Okay.

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Monsieur?

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Mimi, looking good, real good.

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Well last weekend I saw
Spielberg on the beach in Malibu.

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Near my house, so you know.

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He was with his brood.

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I mean how many kids does
this guy have anyway,

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looks like about 90.

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Anyways, when they got up to go and leave,

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they left a hollow in the sand.

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And I went over and I sat in that hollow

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and I thought, what was going
through your mind, Steven?

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What was going through
that beautiful mind?

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Hi, I'm Julie.

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Do you want to hear about our special?

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Ah, no thanks.

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I think I'll just have

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the Entertainment Lawyer
sandwich, thank you.

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Soup or salad?

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Super salad?

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Yes, thank you.

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No, no, soup or salad?

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No, thanks, not today.

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No, do you want a soup
or do you want a salad?

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Oh, I see, sorry, sorry,
I didn't understand.

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Yes, thank you.

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I'll have soup, eh, salad.

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- One soup?
- Right.

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[Julie] Okay.

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Look, Julie.

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This is a little bit embarrassing but

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I was wondering if you might
be able to help me out.

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Do you happen to know if
Barbara is working today?

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Do you know Barbara?

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Yeah I'm a friend of hers from Britain.

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Oh my god, you're the one, Richard?

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Sorry?

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The famous British writer!

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I don't think so.

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No, no, no, she showed me the picture.

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Oh my god.

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This isn't Barbara's station

273
00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:41,070
but as soon as she's done,
she can come and see you.

274
00:14:41,071 --> 00:14:43,869
Right, thank you very much.

275
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:44,703
Barbara.

276
00:14:44,703 --> 00:14:45,536
He's here.

277
00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:46,861
- My God he's so cute.
- Who?

278
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,079
Julie, who?

279
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,923
Oh, the writer, the
British writer, your friend.

280
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:52,798
Here, you can take this.

281
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:53,631
Oh.

282
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:54,600
Take care of this,

283
00:14:54,601 --> 00:14:56,098
- Oh my god.
- Take care of mine.

284
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:58,466
My god, he's so cute.

285
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:01,155
- Hi.
- He's adorable all right.

286
00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,561
[Richard Voiceover] She
seemed somehow different

287
00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:03,930
than in Bradford.

288
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:05,453
A bit more guarded.

289
00:15:05,454 --> 00:15:07,570
Or perhaps it was just the uniform.

290
00:15:07,571 --> 00:15:09,309
But still I couldn't grasp

291
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:12,173
that so gorgeous a woman was coming over,

292
00:15:12,174 --> 00:15:14,757
striding across, to talk to me.

293
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,517
Here you go.

294
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:23,108
I don't believe this, this is amazing.

295
00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:24,669
You left a clue.

296
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:27,130
You may call me Sherlock.

297
00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:29,931
Richard, what are you doing here?

298
00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:31,869
I've come to see you
smiling at men with beers

299
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:33,600
and whose to turn out
to be film directors.

300
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,326
See, see, I'm growing one, look.

301
00:15:36,327 --> 00:15:37,884
You're crazy.

302
00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:39,471
That's been pointed
out before, I'm afraid.

303
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,805
Why didn't you call first?

304
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:44,104
Aren't you pleased?

305
00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:45,481
I don't know, what do you think?

306
00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:46,482
Excuse me.

307
00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:51,376
Mr. Dirknader is waiting over at table 35.

308
00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:53,241
I suggest you go over there.

309
00:15:53,242 --> 00:15:55,241
Okay, thank you, Sandra.

310
00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:56,992
When can I see you?

311
00:15:58,179 --> 00:16:00,189
Well I have a shoot
tomorrow, a photo shoot

312
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,102
so you can come if you like.

313
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,516
Okay, right, yeah.

314
00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:03,350
Okay.

315
00:16:03,351 --> 00:16:06,267
(light rock music)

316
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,687
[Bellboy] Enjoy your stay, ma'am.

317
00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:18,002
(dog yipping)

318
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,003
Oh, sorry.

319
00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:21,965
I'm sorry.

320
00:16:21,966 --> 00:16:25,724
John Wayne once stayed in
this very room with his horse.

321
00:16:25,725 --> 00:16:26,763
That's a true story.

322
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:27,597
Really?

323
00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:29,044
Yes, sir.

324
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,948
Well, you know, Tom and Nicole sometimes

325
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,444
lock themselves away in the penthouse

326
00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:33,805
for days on end.

327
00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:34,639
Yes, sir.

328
00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:40,320
[Richard Voiceover] I
couldn't quite believe it.

329
00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:42,071
I was in Los Angeles.

330
00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:46,326
Barbara was here and so was my future.

331
00:17:02,969 --> 00:17:05,469
(dance music)

332
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,123
You from Paris?

333
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,190
Bradford.

334
00:17:10,191 --> 00:17:11,433
Yeah, right.

335
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,233
But you look like a dude I knew in Paris.

336
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,030
You ever been to Paris?

337
00:17:16,031 --> 00:17:18,611
Yeah I have, as a matter of fact.

338
00:17:18,612 --> 00:17:20,590
I'm moving to Paris.

339
00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:23,353
You know how many dogs they have in Paris?

340
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:26,021
No, I can't say that I do, no.

341
00:17:26,919 --> 00:17:28,752
500,000, I tell you.

342
00:17:29,956 --> 00:17:31,246
And each one of those little mothers

343
00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:34,297
has a squat on the sidewalk
at least once a day.

344
00:17:34,298 --> 00:17:35,985
It's a fuck of a lot of dog shit.

345
00:17:35,986 --> 00:17:38,755
(Barbara laughing)
But you know what?

346
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:39,589
[Richard] What?

347
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:40,611
No bullshit.

348
00:17:40,612 --> 00:17:41,940
If there's one thing I can't stand,

349
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,075
it's bullshit, right baby?

350
00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:43,909
Right.

351
00:17:49,258 --> 00:17:51,678
Do it like you're making it.

352
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,434
Like you think he's pretty cool.

353
00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:56,653
Like you really, really wanna
eat this Jesus dude, huh?

354
00:17:56,654 --> 00:17:57,487
Really?

355
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,635
I'm talking high concept here, huh.

356
00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:01,918
I mean you know, Derring parody.

357
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:04,400
It's not like it's Jesus and the Madonna.

358
00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,267
It's Jesus and,

359
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:07,685
Mary Magdalene.

360
00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:11,257
Excuse me, sorry, but isn't this

361
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,711
a tiny bit blasphemous?

362
00:18:12,712 --> 00:18:14,572
That's cool, Mary Magdalene,

363
00:18:14,573 --> 00:18:16,034
the bad one, huh?

364
00:18:16,035 --> 00:18:19,852
England, what kind of stuff do you write?

365
00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:20,686
Oh.

366
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:23,881
Profiles, features, novels.

367
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,603
Nice.

368
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,948
Obituaries, you know,
usual sort of thing.

369
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:31,510
You know who would make
a great subject, huh?

370
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:32,712
Me.

371
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:33,546
That's good.

372
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,046
For an obituary?

373
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,744
For a story, dumpster.

374
00:18:38,745 --> 00:18:40,466
Hey can you make yourself useful, huh,

375
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,010
will you get me that 500
millimeter down there?

376
00:18:43,011 --> 00:18:45,082
Okay, we're going.

377
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,803
Yeah, going.

378
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:47,637
Yeah, see.

379
00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:50,726
Okay that's right.

380
00:18:50,726 --> 00:18:51,684
- Here.
(snake rattling)

381
00:18:51,685 --> 00:18:52,860
Snakes!

382
00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:53,923
[Photographer] They'll only bite

383
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,305
if they're good mad, don't worry.

384
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,347
Looks good mad to me.

385
00:18:57,348 --> 00:18:59,166
Yeah, the Indians would
never kill a rattler.

386
00:18:59,167 --> 00:19:01,043
They'd keep them in cages
and collect their venom

387
00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:02,731
for a sexual stimulant.

388
00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:05,865
That is the biggest bloody
thing I have ever seen!

389
00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,126
Yeah, that's what women
tend to say about me,

390
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:11,669
which I'm hoping Barbie
here will soon find out.

391
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,433
What do you say we dump
old England here, huh?

392
00:19:13,434 --> 00:19:15,744
We find ourselves a hot tub, huh,

393
00:19:15,745 --> 00:19:18,366
we get truly creative with the
sperm instrument, you know?

394
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,596
[Barbara] Get your slimy paws off of me!

395
00:19:20,597 --> 00:19:21,623
Slimy, I like that one.

396
00:19:21,624 --> 00:19:23,482
- Get your hands off me!
- Hey, hey, hey, enough.

397
00:19:23,483 --> 00:19:25,702
Hey, back off, asshole.

398
00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:27,900
(punch bashing)

399
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,241
(knee bashing)
- Agh!

400
00:19:29,242 --> 00:19:30,075
(camera whacking)

401
00:19:30,076 --> 00:19:31,281
Shit!

402
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,182
I've had it with men and
their testosterone bullshit.

403
00:19:34,183 --> 00:19:35,354
Give me my camera, man.

404
00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:36,629
Stop, you're gonna break it, huh,

405
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,588
you trying to kill me?

406
00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,421
Give me the camera!

407
00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:42,196
There'll be one less
creep to worry about.

408
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,388
And you!

409
00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:45,009
[Richard] What did I do?

410
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:49,002
I just thought you might be different.

411
00:19:49,003 --> 00:19:52,546
Fine then, it's fine then, yeah.

412
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:53,707
Listen, Barbie.

413
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,310
You gonna ride back with me or not, huh?

414
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:57,329
Or do you wanna stay here in the desert

415
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,942
with Lawrence of Arabia?

416
00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,624
Get lost, Michael.

417
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:01,465
[Michael] Oh, here.

418
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:02,465
Thank you.

419
00:20:07,184 --> 00:20:08,296
(car revving)

420
00:20:08,297 --> 00:20:11,130
(hubcap clinking)

421
00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,576
(light guitar music)

422
00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:19,028
I suppose we're walking then, huh?

423
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:20,529
Yup, you and me.

424
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,522
How long have we been walking?

425
00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:27,357
I don't know, it feels like days.

426
00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:28,456
My feet are so-

427
00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,825
It's a car!

428
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:30,659
Oh!

429
00:20:32,387 --> 00:20:34,259
- Oh my gosh.
- Excuse me.

430
00:20:34,260 --> 00:20:35,093
Excuse me.

431
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:37,480
- Excuse me.
- Hi.

432
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,555
Can you take us into town?

433
00:20:39,556 --> 00:20:40,765
- Oh!
- Oh, fantastic.

434
00:20:40,766 --> 00:20:42,683
[Barbara] Oh my gosh.

435
00:20:44,152 --> 00:20:48,569


436
00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:54,649
[Barbara] Look who it is.

437
00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,495
[Richard] I think this is you, mate.

438
00:20:56,496 --> 00:21:00,413
[Barbara] Sucker! (laughing)

439
00:21:03,149 --> 00:21:07,066


440
00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,454
- Bye, see ya.
- Bye.

441
00:21:12,455 --> 00:21:15,538
Thank you very much indeed, cheers.

442
00:21:16,394 --> 00:21:17,227
Bye.

443
00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:20,146
Yes he is, isn't he?

444
00:21:20,147 --> 00:21:22,021
[Richard] Who is?

445
00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:23,669
He's really nice.

446
00:21:23,670 --> 00:21:27,206
Yeah, I can feel it. (giggling)

447
00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:28,374
Your father?

448
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:31,038
You remember.

449
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,455
Why wouldn't I?

450
00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:36,748
Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?

451
00:21:36,749 --> 00:21:38,499
He was here just now.

452
00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:40,718
And?

453
00:21:42,098 --> 00:21:44,681
And he tells me he likes you.

454
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:47,263
You know, I think we should be married

455
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,014
at once, immediately.

456
00:21:50,088 --> 00:21:50,921
Oh.

457
00:21:55,987 --> 00:21:58,570
(men laughing)

458
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,318
Oh, shit.

459
00:22:03,368 --> 00:22:04,743
- Oh shit!
- It wasn't that bad.

460
00:22:04,744 --> 00:22:05,680
Richard.

461
00:22:05,681 --> 00:22:07,404
Oh damn, this is all happening too fast.

462
00:22:07,405 --> 00:22:09,238
Just play along, okay?

463
00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,073
Patterson!

464
00:22:13,074 --> 00:22:14,241
Hey, Barbie!

465
00:22:15,139 --> 00:22:16,653
- Hi.
- Baby!

466
00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:17,869
What are you doing here?

467
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:19,449
I thought you had some
photo session or something.

468
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,350
Oh, yeah, we just got back.

469
00:22:21,351 --> 00:22:23,726
Oh, hey guys, I want
you to meet Barbara here.

470
00:22:23,727 --> 00:22:25,690
She's a huge talent.

471
00:22:25,691 --> 00:22:26,524
Ha-huge.

472
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,091
Who's your friend here?

473
00:22:31,092 --> 00:22:33,304
Oh, this is Richard.

474
00:22:33,305 --> 00:22:35,352
He's the photographer of the shoot today.

475
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,836
Oh, hey, how are you doing?

476
00:22:37,837 --> 00:22:39,105
Good session?

477
00:22:39,106 --> 00:22:40,795
Shouldn't be too hard, right?

478
00:22:40,796 --> 00:22:41,764
She's beautiful, isn't she?

479
00:22:41,765 --> 00:22:43,595
Oh yes, very.

480
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,460
Listen, we're just on our way
to a screening at Universal.

481
00:22:45,461 --> 00:22:46,294
You wanna come?

482
00:22:46,294 --> 00:22:47,127
Oh yeah, that'd be great.

483
00:22:47,128 --> 00:22:49,127
We'll save you a seat.

484
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,671
Let's go, guys.

485
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:53,635
Thanks for playing along.

486
00:22:53,636 --> 00:22:54,469
No, that's okay.

487
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:55,491
He wants to talk to you.

488
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:56,726
No, no, we gotta go, man.

489
00:22:56,727 --> 00:22:57,560
We gotta go.

490
00:22:57,561 --> 00:22:58,702
No, I mean,

491
00:22:58,703 --> 00:23:01,115
you're a wonderful,
beautiful, talented person.

492
00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:03,110
Only on Mars would you have no boyfriend.

493
00:23:03,111 --> 00:23:05,073
Or in certain areas of San Francisco

494
00:23:05,074 --> 00:23:06,859
where I understand the
entire male population

495
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,977
is almost entirely homosexual.

496
00:23:07,978 --> 00:23:08,981
No, I'm okay.

497
00:23:08,982 --> 00:23:09,815
I'm okay.

498
00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:12,581
No, I'm not, I'm shattered.

499
00:23:12,582 --> 00:23:14,907
No, no, no, Richard.

500
00:23:14,908 --> 00:23:18,219
It's strictly professional
between me and Patterson.

501
00:23:18,220 --> 00:23:19,053
Really?

502
00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:25,061
Richard, why did you come here?

503
00:23:25,062 --> 00:23:26,062
Really, why?

504
00:23:26,982 --> 00:23:28,399
Because of you.

505
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,141
Could you do me another favor?

506
00:23:35,142 --> 00:23:35,975
Sure.

507
00:23:37,121 --> 00:23:39,638
Could you take my car and

508
00:23:39,639 --> 00:23:40,472
- bring it back.
- Is she coming?

509
00:23:40,473 --> 00:23:41,777
- Come on.
- To the hotel?

510
00:23:41,778 --> 00:23:42,611
Is that okay?

511
00:23:42,612 --> 00:23:44,395
Oh, no but I don't drive.

512
00:23:44,396 --> 00:23:46,155
What? (laughing)

513
00:23:46,156 --> 00:23:48,941
Now I know you're joking.

514
00:23:48,942 --> 00:23:50,380
You're so funny.

515
00:23:50,381 --> 00:23:51,404
Thanks, I'll see you later.

516
00:23:51,405 --> 00:23:53,306
No, I'm not kidding

517
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,640
about any of it.

518
00:23:57,024 --> 00:23:59,607
(car starting)

519
00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:05,582
(hectic music)
(tires screeching)

520
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:06,500
No, no, no!

521
00:24:09,263 --> 00:24:10,441
Fucking shit.

522
00:24:10,442 --> 00:24:11,877
(tires screeching)

523
00:24:11,878 --> 00:24:14,419
No, go back, bloody...

524
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:19,420
(drivers screaming)
(horns honking)

525
00:24:28,109 --> 00:24:30,978
[Cop] The car stays here.

526
00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:31,812
Okay.

527
00:24:31,813 --> 00:24:32,895
Move along.

528
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:34,938
Sorry.

529
00:24:37,568 --> 00:24:39,307
Welcome to L.A.

530
00:24:39,308 --> 00:24:40,141
Thanks.

531
00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,334

mother keeping sister

532
00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:47,875


533
00:24:47,876 --> 00:24:49,033


534
00:24:49,034 --> 00:24:51,520

night to the daylight

535
00:24:51,521 --> 00:24:54,197

with me on this bus ride

536
00:24:54,198 --> 00:24:57,620

I keep my shit tight

537
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,675

side just can't hang with us

538
00:25:00,676 --> 00:25:03,395

tough and dangerous

539
00:25:03,396 --> 00:25:04,553


540
00:25:04,554 --> 00:25:06,857

I'm giving up the year ride

541
00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:08,032


542
00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:11,050

homeboys laughing and bagging

543
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,214
Sorry.

544
00:25:12,215 --> 00:25:14,724
(phone ringing)

545
00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:15,699
Barbara!

546
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:16,978
[Joy] Richard?

547
00:25:16,979 --> 00:25:19,517
Tell me what you're doing in California.

548
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,517
I'm not sure.

549
00:25:21,518 --> 00:25:24,204
You mean you're screwing some girl?

550
00:25:24,205 --> 00:25:25,794
Not exactly.

551
00:25:25,795 --> 00:25:28,877
[Joy] What do you mean exactly?

552
00:25:28,878 --> 00:25:30,282
[Richard] I'm not sure.

553
00:25:30,283 --> 00:25:32,645
Oh, fuck you Richard, fuck you!

554
00:25:32,646 --> 00:25:34,167
(phone slamming)

555
00:25:34,168 --> 00:25:37,335
(somber guitar music)

556
00:25:43,970 --> 00:25:46,803
(chill RandB music)

557
00:26:11,434 --> 00:26:13,017
Shit, shit, shit!

558
00:26:13,878 --> 00:26:14,997
Shit, shit!

559
00:26:14,998 --> 00:26:18,248
Get off the car, you little gob shites!

560
00:26:19,139 --> 00:26:20,056
Bugger off!

561
00:26:21,181 --> 00:26:22,098
Fuck, fuck!

562
00:26:25,827 --> 00:26:26,660
Um, ooh.

563
00:26:30,979 --> 00:26:32,946
(roof whirring)

564
00:26:32,947 --> 00:26:34,900
Yo, dude, yo.

565
00:26:34,901 --> 00:26:36,045
Yo, dude.

566
00:26:36,046 --> 00:26:36,879
- Fuck it!
(door slamming)

567
00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:37,748
Yo, bro.

568
00:26:37,748 --> 00:26:38,581
Yo, bro.

569
00:26:39,609 --> 00:26:40,442
Just chill out, bro.

570
00:26:40,443 --> 00:26:41,859
Bummer, bro, but,

571
00:26:42,886 --> 00:26:45,032
let me give you a piece of advice, bro.

572
00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:48,589
Never, and I mean never park your wheels

573
00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:49,731
on this block, bro.

574
00:26:49,732 --> 00:26:50,966
It's not that kind of hood, bro.

575
00:26:50,967 --> 00:26:52,952
Yo, look what they did.

576
00:26:52,953 --> 00:26:53,786
Yo.

577
00:26:53,787 --> 00:26:55,822
Excuse me, are you
renting this flat here?

578
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,512
Not me personally bro.

579
00:26:57,513 --> 00:26:59,272
But I do have the keys.

580
00:26:59,273 --> 00:27:01,350
And if you would like to
see the spacious palazzo,

581
00:27:01,351 --> 00:27:02,386
I can show it to you.

582
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:03,220
Yeah I'd like that.

583
00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,665
Yo, bro, they took all your tired, bro.

584
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,383
- Yeah I know.
- That's not cool.

585
00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:09,225
Yo, don't worry about it, come on.

586
00:27:09,226 --> 00:27:11,305
Come on, don't worry about it, it's cool.

587
00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:14,060
Yo, this is my car here.

588
00:27:14,061 --> 00:27:14,901
Yo, this is it.

589
00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,293
It's a little dusty right now.

590
00:27:16,294 --> 00:27:17,655
But it'll clean up good.

591
00:27:17,656 --> 00:27:19,273
Yo, that's the refrigerator, bro.

592
00:27:19,274 --> 00:27:20,449
That's cool.

593
00:27:20,450 --> 00:27:22,100
Put your snacks in there, bro.

594
00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,041
So who lived here before?

595
00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,801
Yo, I never met the dude, bro.

596
00:27:25,802 --> 00:27:28,000
Saw him around a couple times.

597
00:27:28,001 --> 00:27:29,304
I think he was into that karate shit, bro.

598
00:27:29,305 --> 00:27:30,343
You see the posters?

599
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:31,542
[Richard] Yeah.

600
00:27:31,543 --> 00:27:34,185
One day the cops came
and they took him away.

601
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,225
Yo, bro.

602
00:27:35,226 --> 00:27:37,062
Fuck, what is that?

603
00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:38,244
Oh.

604
00:27:38,245 --> 00:27:39,276
Oh, yo.

605
00:27:39,277 --> 00:27:41,957
Oh, don't worry bro, it's dead.

606
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:42,791
You see?

607
00:27:42,792 --> 00:27:44,041
- Oh god.
- It's dead.

608
00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:47,745
Yo, you still want to live
here, I hope, bro, yo.

609
00:27:47,746 --> 00:27:48,579
Yeah, I suppose so.

610
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,348
(phone ringing)

611
00:27:50,349 --> 00:27:51,227
Yamashiro.

612
00:27:51,228 --> 00:27:52,342
[Richard] Barbara?

613
00:27:52,343 --> 00:27:53,176
Yeah?

614
00:27:53,176 --> 00:27:54,009
[Richard] It's Richard.

615
00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:55,194
Oh, Richard, hi.

616
00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:57,588
[Richard] I've just rented an apartment.

617
00:27:57,589 --> 00:27:59,872
An apartment, where?

618
00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:01,158
[Richard] Little Union?

619
00:28:01,159 --> 00:28:01,992
Oh no.

620
00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:05,844
So you're staying?

621
00:28:05,845 --> 00:28:07,899
Yeah, well, that's the idea.

622
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,763
Don't you want me to?

623
00:28:09,764 --> 00:28:11,681
Well, let's just say,

624
00:28:13,516 --> 00:28:16,380
you're cute and we'll see what happens.

625
00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:17,796
All right, so I'm cute.

626
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,098
When can I get to see you again?

627
00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:22,366
Well not today 'cause I'm working but

628
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,996
why don't you just call me
tomorrow and then we'll see.

629
00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:28,121
And don't park the car
in the street, okay?

630
00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:31,205
(loud hip hop music)

631
00:28:34,398 --> 00:28:36,659
No, of course not, don't be silly.

632
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:39,243
(hectic music)

633
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:42,683
This!

634
00:28:45,912 --> 00:28:48,579
(spray hissing)

635
00:28:51,322 --> 00:28:52,155
Great.

636
00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:01,433
So, what you reckon, Johnny?

637
00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:02,934
Can you live here?

638
00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:07,550
(crickets chirping)

639
00:29:08,507 --> 00:29:10,892
(knobs squeaking)

640
00:29:10,893 --> 00:29:13,476
(fist banging)

641
00:29:14,688 --> 00:29:17,521
(Richard sighing)

642
00:29:27,014 --> 00:29:29,681
(door knocking)

643
00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:32,434
Hey, Moss.

644
00:29:32,435 --> 00:29:33,960
You know your Oldsmobile, bro?

645
00:29:33,961 --> 00:29:34,884
Oh no,

646
00:29:34,884 --> 00:29:35,818
- it's missing now.
- Yo, relax, relax,

647
00:29:35,819 --> 00:29:36,918
yo dude, relax, yo.

648
00:29:36,919 --> 00:29:39,254
I talked to a couple of the homies, right?

649
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:41,297
They figured you're a neighbor now

650
00:29:41,298 --> 00:29:42,882
which is like family, right?

651
00:29:42,883 --> 00:29:46,528
So I pulled a few favors and, tada.

652
00:29:46,529 --> 00:29:48,430
Check it out, bro.

653
00:29:48,431 --> 00:29:49,431
Oh my god.

654
00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:52,382
This is fantastic!

655
00:29:52,383 --> 00:29:55,443
This is, this is, this is...

656
00:29:55,444 --> 00:29:56,462
Who can I thank?

657
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:57,436
- Thank you so much!
- Yo, yo hey.

658
00:29:57,437 --> 00:29:58,456
- Alright, alright, alright.
- Thank you.

659
00:29:58,457 --> 00:30:01,640
- Thank you very much.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo.

660
00:30:01,641 --> 00:30:04,727
- Moss is cool.
- Oh, fuck!

661
00:30:04,728 --> 00:30:06,029
[Moss] Moss is cool.

662
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:07,194
Yo, Richie!

663
00:30:07,195 --> 00:30:09,580
Shit, shit, shit, shit!

664
00:30:09,581 --> 00:30:11,258
Fuck shit, oh!

665
00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:13,153
Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks,

666
00:30:13,154 --> 00:30:16,237
go on you fucking bastard you, go on!

667
00:30:20,658 --> 00:30:25,658
(electricity zapping)
(Richard screaming)

668
00:30:30,006 --> 00:30:31,089
Yo, Richie.

669
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,108
Yo, the lights are off, bro.

670
00:30:34,109 --> 00:30:37,026
Yo, I think I know what it is, bro.

671
00:30:41,918 --> 00:30:44,792
Yo bro, it was the mains, man.

672
00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,043
Yo, mains, man.

673
00:30:47,006 --> 00:30:48,506
You the means man.

674
00:30:50,241 --> 00:30:51,522
Yo bro, I'm hungry.

675
00:30:51,523 --> 00:30:53,781
But yo, you fucked up this hotdog, bro,

676
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,365
cooked it too much.

677
00:30:57,652 --> 00:31:00,985
(hip hop bass thumping)

678
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,923
Oh my gosh.

679
00:31:15,565 --> 00:31:18,232
(door knocking)

680
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,623
Hi!

681
00:31:22,623 --> 00:31:23,456
[Barbara] Hi!

682
00:31:23,457 --> 00:31:24,628
Hey, I'm really pleased to see you.

683
00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:26,887
Yeah, that goes for me too.

684
00:31:26,888 --> 00:31:27,721
Come on in.

685
00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:29,565
Ah, maybe later.

686
00:31:29,566 --> 00:31:31,643
Let's go for a ride first.

687
00:31:31,644 --> 00:31:33,304
Yeah, okay.

688
00:31:33,305 --> 00:31:34,270
[Barbara] Um, keys?

689
00:31:34,271 --> 00:31:36,578
Keys, keys, good point, yes keys.

690
00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:37,996
And the car keys.

691
00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:40,684
Oh, my car.

692
00:31:42,543 --> 00:31:44,039
Look, got my own orange tree.

693
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,769
Pretty good, huh?

694
00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:48,076
They're everywhere, Richard.

695
00:31:48,077 --> 00:31:50,410
I talked to my father again.

696
00:31:51,839 --> 00:31:52,672
And?

697
00:31:54,202 --> 00:31:56,285
And he suggested lunch.

698
00:31:57,759 --> 00:31:58,592
Great!

699
00:31:59,503 --> 00:32:00,521
I could certainly eat.

700
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:03,115
He wants us all to get along.

701
00:32:03,116 --> 00:32:04,502
All?

702
00:32:04,503 --> 00:32:07,253
Yeah, you and me and Patterson.

703
00:32:08,906 --> 00:32:09,906
Patterson?

704
00:32:12,711 --> 00:32:14,805
Just play along, okay?

705
00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:18,222
Sure, it'll all be very jolly.

706
00:32:18,223 --> 00:32:20,142
Fuckin' fabulous.

707
00:32:20,143 --> 00:32:21,746
(birds squawking)

708
00:32:21,747 --> 00:32:23,181
[Announcer] He passes
just to the end zone.

709
00:32:23,182 --> 00:32:24,149
It's tipped!

710
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:26,195
Touchdown, game over Wildcats!

711
00:32:26,196 --> 00:32:27,863
My god, they lost!

712
00:32:29,830 --> 00:32:31,979
Oh, poor baby.

713
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,776
They lost.

714
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:35,944
It's like my parents died.

715
00:32:37,079 --> 00:32:39,009
- [Richard Voiceover]
Very soon I saw Patterson

716
00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:40,609
for what he really was.

717
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:43,336
Trying hard for that
smoldering James Dean look

718
00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:45,876
but not nearly as laid
back as he wanted to be.

719
00:32:45,877 --> 00:32:48,016
I wanted to knock his fucking block off.

720
00:32:48,017 --> 00:32:51,589
Barbara tells me you're
a rising young director.

721
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:53,277
Patterson, why don't you tell him about

722
00:32:53,278 --> 00:32:54,836
what you're working on right now?

723
00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:55,670
Oh, yeah.

724
00:32:55,671 --> 00:32:56,715
Everyone's hot for it.

725
00:32:56,716 --> 00:32:59,078
Even Spielberg and the
Dream Team are interested.

726
00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:01,021
Oh yeah, no, this is great.

727
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:04,075
I got the first act,
I've got the characters.

728
00:33:04,076 --> 00:33:05,598
I just gotta get the plot.

729
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:08,941
It's like Aliens, but with cats.

730
00:33:08,942 --> 00:33:11,034
And no outer space monsters, just cats.

731
00:33:11,035 --> 00:33:13,286
(laughing) That's cool, huh?

732
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,656
Genius, isn't it?

733
00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:15,913
Yeah.

734
00:33:15,914 --> 00:33:19,160
I suppose you could
call it Apocalypse Meow.

735
00:33:19,161 --> 00:33:20,931
You trying to be funny?

736
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:22,599
I beg your pardon?

737
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:27,414
Hey, I just dreamed a film.

738
00:33:27,415 --> 00:33:28,748
You wanna share?

739
00:33:29,991 --> 00:33:32,584
There's this guy, he's
really cool, he's our hero.

740
00:33:32,585 --> 00:33:36,217
And he really wants this chick, you know?

741
00:33:36,218 --> 00:33:38,469
He really digs her.

742
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:39,303
That could be me.

743
00:33:39,304 --> 00:33:41,162
Oh absolutely, that's a done deal.

744
00:33:41,163 --> 00:33:45,580
Anyway, and then there's
this other guy, total loser.

745
00:33:45,581 --> 00:33:47,482
He tries to steal the
chick away from the hero

746
00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:48,661
when he's not looking.

747
00:33:48,662 --> 00:33:51,061
A right bastard, you mean.

748
00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:52,418
Yeah sure, whatever.

749
00:33:52,419 --> 00:33:53,721
Anyway.

750
00:33:53,722 --> 00:33:56,326
The three of them, they go caving.

751
00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:58,835
You ever been caving, Dick?

752
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:00,480
No.

753
00:34:00,481 --> 00:34:01,520
Anyway.

754
00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:05,322
So the three of them are
crawling through a cave

755
00:34:05,323 --> 00:34:08,341
with the hero just a little
bit behind, you know?

756
00:34:08,342 --> 00:34:12,578
And they get the end, to
the end of this tunnel.

757
00:34:12,579 --> 00:34:14,546
The camera pulls back

758
00:34:14,547 --> 00:34:16,355
and there's absolutely nothing.

759
00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:19,776
I mean this cliff, it's
an incredible drop.

760
00:34:19,777 --> 00:34:22,777
And the hero says "We can't go back.

761
00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:25,322
We have to go down.

762
00:34:27,486 --> 00:34:31,069
You two first on separate
rows for safety."

763
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,470
You like it so far, Richard?

764
00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,793
Well, it's a bit obvious

765
00:34:35,794 --> 00:34:38,570
- isn't it?
- It gets better, okay?

766
00:34:38,571 --> 00:34:41,161
'Cause this loser is so stupid

767
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,852
and he just eases himself over the cliff.

768
00:34:43,853 --> 00:34:46,972
He starts going down, I mean
he's begging for it, right?

769
00:34:46,973 --> 00:34:49,764
And the chick is behind
him and she's watching him,

770
00:34:49,765 --> 00:34:51,830
and then suddenly boom, the rope snaps!

771
00:34:51,831 --> 00:34:53,343
He starts spinning in space.

772
00:34:53,344 --> 00:34:55,792
He's spinning like (screaming).

773
00:34:55,793 --> 00:34:57,170
It's the worst scream
that you've ever heard

774
00:34:57,171 --> 00:34:58,004
before in your life.

775
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,494
It's like a girl.

776
00:34:59,495 --> 00:35:01,292
And she's just crying.

777
00:35:01,293 --> 00:35:03,292
She grabs on to the edge of this rock,

778
00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,254
in the little crack on this rock face

779
00:35:05,255 --> 00:35:07,254
and her fingernails are bleeding.

780
00:35:07,255 --> 00:35:09,672
And the hero is just smiling.

781
00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:13,391
He pulls out the largest hunting knife

782
00:35:13,392 --> 00:35:14,665
in the history of the world

783
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:16,513
and he starts cutting the rope.

784
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:18,527
And then the dude just walks away.

785
00:35:18,528 --> 00:35:20,993
And he's laughing because he knows

786
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,310
that she can maybe hang
for 30 seconds tops.

787
00:35:24,311 --> 00:35:28,311
But she is going to fall
and die like the loser.

788
00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:34,008
Camera pulls in for a closeup.

789
00:35:35,963 --> 00:35:37,296
We see the fear.

790
00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:41,171
Cut, roll credits.

791
00:35:45,498 --> 00:35:48,114
I thought maybe Richard
here could play the loser.

792
00:35:48,115 --> 00:35:49,074
Patterson!

793
00:35:49,075 --> 00:35:50,670
I'm just kidding, man.

794
00:35:50,671 --> 00:35:52,492
[Barbara] (chuckling) Hi, I'm Barbara.

795
00:35:52,493 --> 00:35:54,123
Sorry, I'm busy, can't get to the phone.

796
00:35:54,124 --> 00:35:55,403
Yo, Richie.

797
00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:58,861
That Patterson bum has got
no chance with that chick.

798
00:35:58,862 --> 00:36:03,060
All you gotta do is be
cool, daddy, very cool.

799
00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:04,976
Wait the dude out.

800
00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:06,693
He'll blow it.

801
00:36:06,694 --> 00:36:08,757
Those pretty boys, they always blow it.

802
00:36:08,758 --> 00:36:10,360
Yeah?

803
00:36:10,361 --> 00:36:12,528
Well, I hope you're right.

804
00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,708
Can you say amen?

805
00:36:24,220 --> 00:36:25,416
[Richard] Amen?

806
00:36:25,417 --> 00:36:26,814
Yeah, like you mean it, you know,

807
00:36:26,815 --> 00:36:28,430
you really mean it.

808
00:36:28,431 --> 00:36:30,050
Amen?

809
00:36:30,051 --> 00:36:32,750
Like God is cool,
you know, you like him.

810
00:36:32,751 --> 00:36:34,654
And you really believe it, you know.

811
00:36:34,655 --> 00:36:35,640
Just be cool, it'll be cool.

812
00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:36,823
This is gonna be cool.

813
00:36:36,824 --> 00:36:38,992
Hey, Mr. McCrea, this is my friend Richie

814
00:36:38,993 --> 00:36:40,107
I told you about.

815
00:36:40,108 --> 00:36:41,507
[Richard] Hi.

816
00:36:41,508 --> 00:36:45,508
- [Moss] This is Mr.
McCrea, he's the boss here.

817
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,513
You can vouch for him?

818
00:36:50,514 --> 00:36:51,556
Oh yeah, he's real cool, man.

819
00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,935
He's a cool dude.

820
00:36:52,936 --> 00:36:54,110
- It's Mr. McCrea.
- Sit.

821
00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:55,334
Okay.

822
00:36:55,335 --> 00:36:57,252
You stay there, Richie.

823
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,851
You see, my son,

824
00:37:03,852 --> 00:37:07,152
we don't have inclement
weather here in Los Angeles.

825
00:37:07,153 --> 00:37:11,277
God understands that we
can't handle it emotionally.

826
00:37:11,278 --> 00:37:13,528
So he has given us the sun.

827
00:37:15,196 --> 00:37:19,056
And he has given us the swimming pools.

828
00:37:19,057 --> 00:37:20,155
That's cool.

829
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:22,849
God also understands that
people do not want dirt

830
00:37:22,850 --> 00:37:24,955
in their swimming pools.

831
00:37:24,956 --> 00:37:28,715
That's why he told me to
start Clean Blue Yonder.

832
00:37:28,716 --> 00:37:30,854
It is my mission from him.

833
00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:33,759
And now my son, it is yours.

834
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:34,927
That's cool.

835
00:37:37,076 --> 00:37:38,416
Yo.

836
00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:39,332
Amen!

837
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:42,416
Besides, these people are
spooky here, they're spooky.

838
00:37:42,417 --> 00:37:44,016
One time I had this gig.

839
00:37:44,017 --> 00:37:46,598
I had to clean a dead chihuahua
out of a swimming pool.

840
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:49,099
Looked like a little dead rat.

841
00:37:50,257 --> 00:37:52,116
Dude comes up to me

842
00:37:52,117 --> 00:37:55,750
and he says "Yo, you want
to join an oral sex party?"

843
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,001
I said "Whoah."

844
00:37:57,959 --> 00:38:01,792
Lasted three days. (laughing)

845
00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:06,176
[Richard] Let's go and save some pools.

846
00:38:06,177 --> 00:38:09,872
(light rock music)

847
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:12,008
Oh, look at that.

848
00:38:12,009 --> 00:38:12,842
Oh, ugh.

849
00:38:17,633 --> 00:38:18,822
Oh, that's eerie, man.

850
00:38:18,823 --> 00:38:20,026
[Richard] I'm not
jumping in there, Moss.

851
00:38:20,027 --> 00:38:20,935
Don't even smell.

852
00:38:20,936 --> 00:38:22,568
Not for Jesus or anyone else.

853
00:38:22,569 --> 00:38:24,811
[Moss] Look at it, ugh.

854
00:38:24,812 --> 00:38:28,010
We just got up this
morning and there it was.

855
00:38:28,011 --> 00:38:30,272
It's gotten worse.

856
00:38:30,273 --> 00:38:32,189
Ugh, it's really weird

857
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:34,822
like being in a horror movie or something.

858
00:38:34,823 --> 00:38:36,313
Yeah it's weird.

859
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,088
Niko says it's probably
got something to do

860
00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:39,991
with the comet.

861
00:38:39,992 --> 00:38:42,652
Yeah, that sounds like it, comet.

862
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,329
All sorts of weird stuff happen.

863
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:47,247
Storms, assassinations.

864
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,630
Hit movies with MGM. (laughing)

865
00:38:51,631 --> 00:38:53,382
Hale-Bopp?

866
00:38:53,383 --> 00:38:54,383
That's it.

867
00:38:55,330 --> 00:38:57,253
[Richard] Yeah, it's gone now.

868
00:38:57,254 --> 00:38:59,434
I mean it's been gone for some time.

869
00:38:59,435 --> 00:39:02,847
Oh, but Niko says it's gotta
be around someplace, right,

870
00:39:02,848 --> 00:39:04,683
exerting its baleful influence.

871
00:39:04,684 --> 00:39:07,324
Anyway, can you fix it?

872
00:39:07,325 --> 00:39:09,742
Oh, hey, that's cool, yeah.

873
00:39:13,488 --> 00:39:14,988
I could fix it, you know,

874
00:39:14,989 --> 00:39:17,791
but I'm gonna have to do it in stages.

875
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:20,193
Just as long as the job gets done.

876
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,027
Okay.

877
00:39:22,053 --> 00:39:25,220
It could get done, right, that's cool.

878
00:39:27,173 --> 00:39:28,965
Oh. (sighing)

879
00:39:28,966 --> 00:39:33,966
I mean this job has some serious
strokes, bro, I'm serious.

880
00:39:34,431 --> 00:39:36,955
Must be the winds or
something, I don't know.

881
00:39:36,956 --> 00:39:38,814
But it's cool, very cool.

882
00:39:38,815 --> 00:39:41,206
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

883
00:39:41,207 --> 00:39:42,371
Just relax.

884
00:39:42,372 --> 00:39:43,846
Cool, daddy.

885
00:39:43,847 --> 00:39:46,529
I just wanna ask her
if it might be possible

886
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:49,683
for just the two of us to
get together, you know?

887
00:39:49,684 --> 00:39:51,623
Sometime ever.

888
00:39:51,624 --> 00:39:52,541
Yeah, oh!

889
00:39:54,189 --> 00:39:57,106
(tires screeching)

890
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:00,039
What the hell was that?!

891
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,040
Yo, bro, parking spot.

892
00:40:04,925 --> 00:40:09,925
(guests chattering)
(Moss singing indistinctly)

893
00:40:15,706 --> 00:40:17,606
That's the maybe fifth
time I seen you in here

894
00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:18,966
creaming off over that guitar.

895
00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:21,050
You gonna buy it or what?

896
00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:30,488
Yeah, Barbara, it's Richard again.

897
00:40:30,489 --> 00:40:32,322
I'll keep trying, bye.

898
00:40:34,422 --> 00:40:37,755
(rock guitar strumming)

899
00:40:39,711 --> 00:40:42,280
There's a real musician,
a guy from Motley Crue.

900
00:40:42,281 --> 00:40:44,287
He'll be in here tomorrow buying that axe.

901
00:40:44,288 --> 00:40:45,981
No he won't actually.

902
00:40:45,982 --> 00:40:48,727
Because I'm gonna buy it right now.

903
00:40:48,728 --> 00:40:49,774
You're kidding, no Richie.

904
00:40:49,775 --> 00:40:50,831
No, Richie, Richie, no.

905
00:40:50,832 --> 00:40:51,960
No, no, it's all right, it's all right.

906
00:40:51,961 --> 00:40:52,794
Yo, yo.

907
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,740
(Moss mumbling)

908
00:40:56,741 --> 00:40:59,122
[Richard Voiceover] That
was the end of my credit.

909
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:02,611
But I was happy that
I could help Moss out.

910
00:41:02,612 --> 00:41:05,277
Otherwise, things were going about as well

911
00:41:05,278 --> 00:41:06,909
as one of my funerals.

912
00:41:06,910 --> 00:41:08,827
You came 10,000 miles

913
00:41:10,821 --> 00:41:12,821
to see a chick, bro, yo.

914
00:41:15,303 --> 00:41:17,862
You don't even know if
she's gonna be here, bro.

915
00:41:17,863 --> 00:41:18,777
Correct.

916
00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:19,610
Never,

917
00:41:21,473 --> 00:41:22,973
date a chick, bro,

918
00:41:24,322 --> 00:41:27,655
unless she is less than 27 minutes drive

919
00:41:29,227 --> 00:41:31,134
from the freeway road.

920
00:41:31,135 --> 00:41:31,968
Never.

921
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:33,920
Why?

922
00:41:33,921 --> 00:41:35,828
'Cause 27 is cool, bro.

923
00:41:35,829 --> 00:41:37,996
Yo, intercontinental, bro.

924
00:41:40,178 --> 00:41:41,845
Yo, that's not cool.

925
00:41:43,037 --> 00:41:44,787
27's cool, real cool.

926
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:55,281
(phone ringing)

927
00:41:55,282 --> 00:41:56,176
Hello?

928
00:41:56,177 --> 00:41:57,650
Barbara?

929
00:41:57,651 --> 00:42:00,060
Yeah, of course, when?

930
00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,478
Yeah, whereabout?

931
00:42:02,404 --> 00:42:03,920
Fantastic, bye!

932
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:06,754
(energetic music)

933
00:42:13,556 --> 00:42:16,474
(Barbara giggling)

934
00:42:16,475 --> 00:42:17,308
Wait!

935
00:42:24,194 --> 00:42:26,861
(both laughing)

936
00:42:39,481 --> 00:42:41,564
[Barbara] I won, I won!

937
00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,523
[Richard] Why can't you
make it without Patterson?

938
00:42:46,524 --> 00:42:49,582
[Barbara] That's not
the way it works in L.A.

939
00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:52,987
Hey, let's not talk
about this anymore, okay?

940
00:42:52,988 --> 00:42:55,758
[Richard] What's gonna happen to us?

941
00:42:55,759 --> 00:42:57,982
[Barbara] I don't know.

942
00:42:57,983 --> 00:42:59,939
Just be my friend, okay?

943
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:02,357
[Richard] Forget Patterson.

944
00:43:05,598 --> 00:43:06,431
Hold me?

945
00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:21,938
Richard, promise me you
came to L.A. just for me.

946
00:43:21,939 --> 00:43:24,772
I'd have gone to the north pole.

947
00:43:28,953 --> 00:43:31,074
Of course, California's warmer.

948
00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:31,908
(Barbara giggling)

949
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:34,013
[Richard Voiceover] It was incredible.

950
00:43:34,014 --> 00:43:36,509
I wash holding her in my arms.

951
00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,663
It had happened, I had made it happen.

952
00:43:39,664 --> 00:43:40,884
My life was transformed.

953
00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:43,385
My fantasy had sprung to life.

954
00:43:44,267 --> 00:43:45,267
I'd arrived.

955
00:43:51,297 --> 00:43:52,263
[Barbara] Which one is he?

956
00:43:52,264 --> 00:43:53,623
[Richard] There, you see the
man with the golden guitar?

957
00:43:53,624 --> 00:43:56,624
[Barbara] Oh my god he's adorable!

958
00:43:57,531 --> 00:44:00,114
(upbeat music)

959
00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:07,114


960
00:44:07,115 --> 00:44:09,869


961
00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:13,177

that's on the wheel

962
00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:16,232


963
00:44:16,233 --> 00:44:29,622


964
00:44:37,430 --> 00:44:41,549

and you'll never be alone

965
00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:43,720


966
00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:47,441

it looks like you have

967
00:44:47,442 --> 00:44:50,073


968
00:44:50,074 --> 00:44:53,240


969
00:44:53,241 --> 00:44:55,701
[Richard Voiceover] Tonight
was a big thing for Moss.

970
00:44:55,702 --> 00:44:58,296
But for me, a small time boy,

971
00:44:58,297 --> 00:45:01,357
it was frankly an eye opener.

972
00:45:01,358 --> 00:45:04,578
I saw myself in a line
of the great dancers.

973
00:45:04,579 --> 00:45:06,662
Astaire, Kelly, Travolta.

974
00:45:07,721 --> 00:45:12,054
Men whose every move was a
little bit of lovemaking.

975
00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:19,250
(rock guitar solo)

976
00:45:38,929 --> 00:45:40,346
Hey, Moss. Hey!

977
00:45:43,357 --> 00:45:44,879
You are a rock god.

978
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,006
He is a rock god.

979
00:45:46,007 --> 00:45:46,934
(Barbara laughing)
- Hey, how you doing?

980
00:45:46,935 --> 00:45:47,954
This is Barbara.

981
00:45:47,955 --> 00:45:48,788
- Hey Barbara, how are you?
- Oh, hello.

982
00:45:48,789 --> 00:45:50,318
- Oh Barbara, oh.
- Glad to meet you.

983
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:51,881
Heard a lot about you.

984
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:52,900
Oh, really?

985
00:45:52,901 --> 00:45:55,025
Yeah, good things, he said good things.

986
00:45:55,026 --> 00:45:56,419
And this is Julie.

987
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,268
Hi, how are you, nice to meet you.

988
00:45:59,269 --> 00:46:00,335
Wow.

989
00:46:00,336 --> 00:46:01,357
Awesome chicks.

990
00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:02,674
Pretty cool, yo.

991
00:46:02,675 --> 00:46:04,493
Must be the accent, right?

992
00:46:04,494 --> 00:46:05,327
Maybe.

993
00:46:05,328 --> 00:46:07,270
Maybe it's his outfit,
it's pretty crazy.

994
00:46:07,271 --> 00:46:08,368
What'd you think, yeah?

995
00:46:08,369 --> 00:46:10,070
It's cool, it's different.

996
00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:11,128
Yeah, it's different.

997
00:46:11,129 --> 00:46:12,984
Me and Otis Redding used
to always say, you know,

998
00:46:12,985 --> 00:46:15,498
vive le funky de frunk, you know?

999
00:46:15,499 --> 00:46:17,733
I really like your outfit
too, it's really good.

1000
00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:18,567
It's really wild.

1001
00:46:18,568 --> 00:46:20,486
Oh, thank you, I made it myself.

1002
00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:21,586
Wow.

1003
00:46:21,587 --> 00:46:23,470
How about I devote the
rest of my life to you?

1004
00:46:23,471 --> 00:46:26,378
Then maybe I could take it
off later with my teeth?

1005
00:46:26,379 --> 00:46:29,310
(Julie laughing)

1006
00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:30,617
I love your banana.

1007
00:46:30,618 --> 00:46:31,961
My what?

1008
00:46:31,962 --> 00:46:32,901
Your banana, that's what

1009
00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,222
- regularly my friends say.
- Oh, my hair, yeah.

1010
00:46:34,223 --> 00:46:35,561
Well it's with the band, you know.

1011
00:46:35,562 --> 00:46:38,229
It comes with the gig, you know?

1012
00:46:39,205 --> 00:46:40,563
You're really good looking.

1013
00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:42,083
(laughing) Really?

1014
00:46:42,084 --> 00:46:43,279
You're all giggly too, I like it.

1015
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,319
Giggly's cool.

1016
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,511
You wanna go backstage with me?

1017
00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,199
Go on, go.

1018
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,722
Be cool.

1019
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:50,980
Come, come.

1020
00:46:50,981 --> 00:46:52,231
This way, yeah.

1021
00:46:55,221 --> 00:46:57,240
[Richard] That was quick, I'd say.

1022
00:46:57,241 --> 00:47:00,383
Mm, you didn't waste
too much time either.

1023
00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:01,554
Look, after you left,

1024
00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:03,242
I couldn't think of anything else.

1025
00:47:03,243 --> 00:47:04,076
[Barbara] Oh, no.

1026
00:47:04,077 --> 00:47:05,335
I couldn't, I couldn't sleep.

1027
00:47:05,336 --> 00:47:06,586
I swear to God.

1028
00:47:08,096 --> 00:47:10,263
I was so in love with you.

1029
00:47:11,115 --> 00:47:15,050
I was terrified that I
would never see you again.

1030
00:47:15,051 --> 00:47:15,936
But not anymore.

1031
00:47:15,937 --> 00:47:17,862
(Barbara laughing)

1032
00:47:17,863 --> 00:47:21,143
I want to steal a kiss.
(woman laughing)

1033
00:47:21,144 --> 00:47:22,394
That bastard!

1034
00:47:25,740 --> 00:47:28,684
I don't believe it, not again.

1035
00:47:28,685 --> 00:47:31,178
Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, leave it.

1036
00:47:31,179 --> 00:47:32,012
Hi.

1037
00:47:33,776 --> 00:47:35,315
Hey.

1038
00:47:35,316 --> 00:47:36,399
Barbie, baby.

1039
00:47:37,624 --> 00:47:38,529
Oh!

1040
00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:39,856
[Barbara] Don't call me Barbie,

1041
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,482
I'm not some dumb blonde toy!

1042
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,175
Oh well, that's a matter of opinion.

1043
00:47:44,176 --> 00:47:45,541
Stay out of this, Sandra.

1044
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:46,901
Listen.

1045
00:47:46,902 --> 00:47:48,414
I can explain whatever you saw.

1046
00:47:48,415 --> 00:47:49,457
[Barbara] Oh, no no no.

1047
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:51,656
I'm not admitting that you saw anything.

1048
00:47:51,657 --> 00:47:52,811
And who are you to say?

1049
00:47:52,812 --> 00:47:54,400
What the hell were you doing a minute ago

1050
00:47:54,401 --> 00:47:57,285
with Benny Hill's idiot brother here?

1051
00:47:57,286 --> 00:47:58,901
I'm not discussing this anymore.

1052
00:47:58,902 --> 00:48:00,058
I'm leaving.

1053
00:48:00,059 --> 00:48:01,349
[Richard] Are you?

1054
00:48:01,350 --> 00:48:02,183
Buhbye.

1055
00:48:02,184 --> 00:48:04,917
Bitch, not without me, you're not!

1056
00:48:04,918 --> 00:48:05,918
Patterson!

1057
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:08,353
Bastard.

1058
00:48:11,008 --> 00:48:13,415
Hey, Barbie, come on!

1059
00:48:13,416 --> 00:48:15,487
I expected so much more from you!

1060
00:48:15,488 --> 00:48:17,341
Oh, come on Barbie.

1061
00:48:17,342 --> 00:48:18,824
You know I'm crazy about you

1062
00:48:18,825 --> 00:48:22,204
but it's your talent I'm interested in.

1063
00:48:22,205 --> 00:48:23,840
Yeah, you have a great body

1064
00:48:23,841 --> 00:48:26,445
but that is purely in the secondary.

1065
00:48:26,446 --> 00:48:28,186
That's why there's women like Sandra

1066
00:48:28,187 --> 00:48:31,466
who will always be a Twinkie hostess.

1067
00:48:31,467 --> 00:48:33,626
And then there's women like you

1068
00:48:33,627 --> 00:48:34,960
who'll be stars.

1069
00:48:39,523 --> 00:48:40,856
Come on, Barbie.

1070
00:48:41,974 --> 00:48:43,714
You shit.

1071
00:48:43,715 --> 00:48:46,328
You condescending asshole!

1072
00:48:46,329 --> 00:48:48,226
I don't like Sandra but that's pretty cold

1073
00:48:48,227 --> 00:48:50,167
the way you're using her.

1074
00:48:50,168 --> 00:48:51,466
But go ahead, Patterson.

1075
00:48:51,467 --> 00:48:52,582
You can fulfill your needs

1076
00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:54,205
with half the women of
the club for all I care

1077
00:48:54,206 --> 00:48:56,429
because you know what?

1078
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:58,825
I don't need you anymore.

1079
00:48:58,826 --> 00:48:59,820
I don't want to see you,

1080
00:48:59,821 --> 00:49:02,903
I don't even want to think about you.

1081
00:49:03,787 --> 00:49:05,029
I'm free.

1082
00:49:05,030 --> 00:49:06,607
Yeah.

1083
00:49:06,608 --> 00:49:07,502
We're leaving.

1084
00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:08,335
Sorry, Patterson.

1085
00:49:08,336 --> 00:49:11,989
You keep out of this,
Mr. Cute English Accent.

1086
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:13,288
I'm from Scotland!

1087
00:49:13,289 --> 00:49:14,949
Yeah, whatever.

1088
00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:16,730
Nobody goes no place

1089
00:49:16,731 --> 00:49:19,930
until Barbara and I have
finished talking uninterrupted!

1090
00:49:19,931 --> 00:49:24,207
No, Patterson, there's
nothing more to be said.

1091
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:25,041
But, Barbie.

1092
00:49:25,042 --> 00:49:26,666
Hey, hey, hey.

1093
00:49:26,667 --> 00:49:30,274
You heard what she said, all right?

1094
00:49:30,275 --> 00:49:31,108
Patterson!

1095
00:49:31,109 --> 00:49:32,546
(punch bashing)
No!

1096
00:49:32,547 --> 00:49:33,859
(Richard screaming)

1097
00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:34,991
What are you doing?

1098
00:49:34,992 --> 00:49:36,492
Ah, you bastard!

1099
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:41,282
- No!
(punches bashing)

1100
00:49:41,283 --> 00:49:43,116
[Barbara] Oh my god.

1101
00:49:45,038 --> 00:49:47,362
Yeah, come on, tough guy.

1102
00:49:47,363 --> 00:49:48,196
Get up.

1103
00:49:48,197 --> 00:49:49,743
[Barbara] Patterson,
you're such a macho creep.

1104
00:49:49,744 --> 00:49:50,577
[Moss] Dude.

1105
00:49:50,578 --> 00:49:51,847
- Yo dude!
- Richard.

1106
00:49:51,848 --> 00:49:52,794
Is he dead?

1107
00:49:52,795 --> 00:49:54,132
I don't know, Richard.

1108
00:49:54,133 --> 00:49:55,116
- Wake up.
- Yo.

1109
00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,207
Get him, bro.

1110
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,950
Yeah, oh, are you all right?

1111
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,054
Yeah.

1112
00:49:59,055 --> 00:50:00,212
- Are you?
- If I say now,

1113
00:50:00,213 --> 00:50:01,432
- I want you to kill him.
- Yeah, I'm fine.

1114
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,980
- I'm fine.
- All right?

1115
00:50:02,981 --> 00:50:03,981
If I say kill him

1116
00:50:03,982 --> 00:50:05,470
I want you's all to kill him, bro.

1117
00:50:05,471 --> 00:50:06,304
See you, mate.

1118
00:50:06,305 --> 00:50:07,344
- Come on, come on.
- Sorry.

1119
00:50:07,345 --> 00:50:10,395
Look after him, guys, eh? (laughing)

1120
00:50:10,396 --> 00:50:11,229
Yo guys,

1121
00:50:11,229 --> 00:50:12,062
- good show, bro.
- Sorry, we would stay

1122
00:50:12,062 --> 00:50:13,011
but we have to,
Good show.

1123
00:50:13,012 --> 00:50:14,952
- It was cool.
- We have to run.

1124
00:50:14,953 --> 00:50:16,795
It's a love thing, you know.

1125
00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,796
[Barbara] It's urgent.

1126
00:50:23,494 --> 00:50:27,287


1127
00:50:27,288 --> 00:50:30,121
Am I too quick or am I too easy?

1128
00:50:31,827 --> 00:50:32,994
You're cool.

1129
00:50:37,413 --> 00:50:40,015
(light music)

1130
00:50:40,016 --> 00:50:45,016


1131
00:50:45,982 --> 00:50:50,982


1132
00:50:52,552 --> 00:50:56,143


1133
00:50:56,144 --> 00:51:01,144


1134
00:51:04,963 --> 00:51:08,759


1135
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,577


1136
00:51:12,578 --> 00:51:14,473


1137
00:51:14,474 --> 00:51:17,807


1138
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:23,887
Come on, Julie.

1139
00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:28,457
Hey, listen.

1140
00:51:29,492 --> 00:51:31,801
Me and Julie, we're a
little wiped out, you know?

1141
00:51:31,802 --> 00:51:36,333
And we were gonna go,
maybe go inside, you know,

1142
00:51:36,334 --> 00:51:38,428
get a room so we can get some, you know,

1143
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:39,346
Some sex!

1144
00:51:40,695 --> 00:51:42,862
- I want some sex.
- Oh.

1145
00:51:42,863 --> 00:51:44,006
Huge amount of sex.

1146
00:51:44,007 --> 00:51:47,067
Sex in Ben and Jerry size portion.

1147
00:51:47,068 --> 00:51:49,928
Yo, that's big, that's a lot of sex.

1148
00:51:49,929 --> 00:51:52,220
Anyway, your friend,
she's really cool, man.

1149
00:51:52,221 --> 00:51:55,163
Okay, so I'll see you
later, all right, Richie?

1150
00:51:55,164 --> 00:51:57,036
[Barbara] Take care of her.

1151
00:51:57,037 --> 00:51:58,665
I will, ma'am.

1152
00:51:58,666 --> 00:51:59,706
Hey, man.

1153
00:51:59,707 --> 00:52:01,560
Hey, that's a cool car.

1154
00:52:01,561 --> 00:52:03,482
You got the same color as us.

1155
00:52:03,483 --> 00:52:04,983
Yeah, that's cool.

1156
00:52:07,323 --> 00:52:09,823
(light music)

1157
00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:17,749
[Barbara] My mother.

1158
00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:20,829
Truly one of the greatest moment grabbers.

1159
00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:22,370
Did I ever tell you about her?

1160
00:52:22,371 --> 00:52:24,214
[Richard] No, just about your father.

1161
00:52:24,215 --> 00:52:26,813
Well after my father died,

1162
00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:29,038
my mother wanted to get
away from California

1163
00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:32,043
so we moved to upstate New York.

1164
00:52:32,044 --> 00:52:34,707
And her second husband was this guy

1165
00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:38,742
by the name of Jerry, a real
estate guy from Rochester.

1166
00:52:38,743 --> 00:52:41,493
And then there was John and Eric,

1167
00:52:42,615 --> 00:52:44,633
and then this Welsh guy named Brynn.

1168
00:52:44,634 --> 00:52:46,070
Brynn? (laughing)

1169
00:52:46,071 --> 00:52:51,071
(chuckling) And she
married Carl up in Palo Alto.

1170
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,457
He was some sort of record

1171
00:52:52,458 --> 00:52:55,598
because she'd only been
with him for about a week.

1172
00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:57,302
She said the first six days was fine

1173
00:52:57,303 --> 00:53:00,970
but it was the seventh
that was the problem.

1174
00:53:08,455 --> 00:53:10,038
I love my mom, but,

1175
00:53:11,273 --> 00:53:16,232
I just know it would be a
tragedy if I turned out like her.

1176
00:53:16,233 --> 00:53:17,650
[Richard] Yeah.

1177
00:53:20,407 --> 00:53:23,588
When I get married, I
want it to mean something.

1178
00:53:23,589 --> 00:53:24,422
You know?

1179
00:53:25,530 --> 00:53:26,363
Me too.

1180
00:53:29,151 --> 00:53:34,151


1181
00:53:34,456 --> 00:53:39,456


1182
00:53:39,829 --> 00:53:43,293


1183
00:53:43,294 --> 00:53:45,461


1184
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,407
Okay.

1185
00:53:48,408 --> 00:53:52,030
I want a double cheeseburger,
medium fries and a Coke.

1186
00:53:52,031 --> 00:53:52,864
Right.

1187
00:53:52,865 --> 00:53:53,886
[Barbara] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1188
00:53:53,887 --> 00:53:55,684
Give me those glasses.

1189
00:53:55,685 --> 00:53:56,884
The world, ma'am.

1190
00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:57,885
Thank you.

1191
00:54:05,121 --> 00:54:08,871
Wait a minute, what do
they have for dessert?

1192
00:54:10,364 --> 00:54:13,103
Oh, stupid question, girl.

1193
00:54:13,104 --> 00:54:15,823
How could you know what
they're serving for dessert?

1194
00:54:15,824 --> 00:54:19,823
It's probably the Lucky
Star apple gorge burger

1195
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:24,026
with cheese wrapped in
a choux pastry crust.

1196
00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:26,586
Mm, sounds good, I'll take five.

1197
00:54:26,587 --> 00:54:27,420
Five?

1198
00:54:27,421 --> 00:54:30,084
Mm, no, you better make it six.

1199
00:54:30,085 --> 00:54:32,502
In case I feel peckish later.

1200
00:54:33,755 --> 00:54:35,088
Oh, and Richard?

1201
00:54:37,227 --> 00:54:38,060
Yes?

1202
00:54:40,513 --> 00:54:41,680
Let's do it.

1203
00:54:43,457 --> 00:54:44,824
I beg your pardon?

1204
00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:46,686
Let's do it.

1205
00:54:46,687 --> 00:54:47,584
Do what?

1206
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:51,084
Get married. (giggling)

1207
00:54:57,406 --> 00:54:58,573
You mean it?

1208
00:54:59,916 --> 00:55:01,749
I really think I do.

1209
00:55:05,752 --> 00:55:08,252
(organ music)

1210
00:55:19,289 --> 00:55:20,508
Yo.

1211
00:55:20,509 --> 00:55:22,092
Good, good, good.

1212
00:55:23,135 --> 00:55:24,281
Very good.

1213
00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:26,687
Now, by the powers invested
in me by the state of Nevada

1214
00:55:26,688 --> 00:55:27,521
I now...

1215
00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:31,731
Declare you man and wife.

1216
00:55:31,732 --> 00:55:32,565
And...

1217
00:55:35,055 --> 00:55:35,888
Ring.

1218
00:55:37,732 --> 00:55:40,732
Woop! (chuckling)

1219
00:55:43,647 --> 00:55:46,397
And now you can kiss the bride.

1220
00:55:52,510 --> 00:55:55,296
Go ahead, go ahead, be happy!

1221
00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:56,130
Yeehah!

1222
00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:07,403
(dance music)

1223
00:56:21,294 --> 00:56:26,294


1224
00:56:26,932 --> 00:56:31,898


1225
00:56:31,899 --> 00:56:36,899

of my faith and smile

1226
00:56:37,729 --> 00:56:42,288


1227
00:56:42,289 --> 00:56:47,289


1228
00:56:47,753 --> 00:56:52,753


1229
00:56:53,569 --> 00:56:58,569


1230
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:03,830


1231
00:57:04,772 --> 00:57:07,588


1232
00:57:07,589 --> 00:57:10,311


1233
00:57:10,312 --> 00:57:15,312


1234
00:57:15,613 --> 00:57:18,606


1235
00:57:18,607 --> 00:57:21,151


1236
00:57:21,152 --> 00:57:23,706


1237
00:57:23,707 --> 00:57:26,189
[Richard Voiceover] And
so it happened at last.

1238
00:57:26,190 --> 00:57:29,706
All in one night, I had found romance

1239
00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:32,050
and won my true love.

1240
00:57:32,051 --> 00:57:34,430
The hard part was over.

1241
00:57:34,431 --> 00:57:37,535
From now on, everything
would be plain sailing.

1242
00:57:37,536 --> 00:57:38,828
[Barbara] You know what I can do?

1243
00:57:38,829 --> 00:57:39,779
I can ask-

1244
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:40,946
Oh, excuse me.

1245
00:57:43,704 --> 00:57:44,537
So, sorry.

1246
00:57:45,389 --> 00:57:47,263
So I'll see you tomorrow, right?

1247
00:57:47,264 --> 00:57:48,785
Okay, tomorrow then, bye.

1248
00:57:48,786 --> 00:57:51,105
Richard, I'm on the phone!

1249
00:57:51,106 --> 00:57:52,099
Come on, Barbara.

1250
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:53,788
We haven't had our portion yet today.

1251
00:57:53,789 --> 00:57:54,929
No, no, no, no!

1252
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:55,763
Listen!

1253
00:57:56,836 --> 00:57:59,350
I have an audition tomorrow

1254
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,228
for a lead role in a film.

1255
00:58:01,229 --> 00:58:02,310
Hey, congratulations.

1256
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:04,311
Hey, I'm not done yet.

1257
00:58:05,761 --> 00:58:08,324
And I also got an
appointment with an agent.

1258
00:58:08,325 --> 00:58:09,604
Hey, many congratulations.

1259
00:58:09,605 --> 00:58:10,563
No.

1260
00:58:10,564 --> 00:58:14,146
Richard, it's for you,
honey, it's for you.

1261
00:58:15,165 --> 00:58:16,524
Me?

1262
00:58:16,525 --> 00:58:17,905
Yes.

1263
00:58:17,906 --> 00:58:18,739
Why?

1264
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,080
Richard.

1265
00:58:22,146 --> 00:58:24,090
You are not gonna be cleaning pools

1266
00:58:24,091 --> 00:58:26,044
for the rest of your life.

1267
00:58:26,045 --> 00:58:27,148
Well.

1268
00:58:27,149 --> 00:58:29,449
Honey, this is a great opportunity.

1269
00:58:29,450 --> 00:58:30,799
I mean, who knows?

1270
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,504
One day you'll be writing a script for me.

1271
00:58:33,505 --> 00:58:36,255
We'll be like Marilyn and Arthur.

1272
00:58:38,010 --> 00:58:39,677
Honey, what's wrong?

1273
00:58:41,002 --> 00:58:43,835
Oh, don't be like that, come here.

1274
00:58:44,961 --> 00:58:45,794
[Richard] Mmm.

1275
00:58:45,794 --> 00:58:46,772
[Barbara] You're hungry, aren't you?

1276
00:58:46,772 --> 00:58:47,657
[Richard] Oh, yeah.

1277
00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:49,734
[Barbara] You're so yum yum yum!

1278
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:50,617
(Richard barking)

1279
00:58:50,618 --> 00:58:51,703
(Barbara yipping)

1280
00:58:51,704 --> 00:58:54,093
(Richard growling)

1281
00:58:54,094 --> 00:58:56,573
[Man] Remind me to call Orin at Fox.

1282
00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:59,053
We gotta go over the TV spots.

1283
00:58:59,054 --> 00:59:00,952
They seem to think I'd
made a film about a horse

1284
00:59:00,953 --> 00:59:02,286
and not a lover.

1285
00:59:03,364 --> 00:59:04,666
[Woman] Thank you.

1286
00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:07,276
[Man] Thank you very much.

1287
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,277
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1288
00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:14,463
I'm gonna talk to you later.

1289
00:59:14,464 --> 00:59:15,629
Good, I'll call.

1290
00:59:15,630 --> 00:59:16,463
You must be Richard.

1291
00:59:16,463 --> 00:59:17,296
[Richard] Hi.

1292
00:59:17,296 --> 00:59:18,170
Oh, look at you.

1293
00:59:18,171 --> 00:59:19,706
Don't you look good.

1294
00:59:19,707 --> 00:59:20,568
I'll catch you later.

1295
00:59:20,568 --> 00:59:21,401
Okay.

1296
00:59:21,402 --> 00:59:22,645
Okay?

1297
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,150
What I'll catch, I'm not sure.

1298
00:59:25,151 --> 00:59:29,029
Well, I'm loud, I'm boisterous,
I'm very well known.

1299
00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:29,899
Talk to me.

1300
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,044
Well, I've written this novel.

1301
00:59:33,045 --> 00:59:33,878
Novel?

1302
00:59:35,006 --> 00:59:37,071
Ooh, that's really thick.

1303
00:59:37,072 --> 00:59:39,497
We call these treatments these days.

1304
00:59:39,498 --> 00:59:41,026
Look, I don't have to tell you

1305
00:59:41,027 --> 00:59:43,791
how hard it is to break into
the screenwriting business.

1306
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,073
This is Los Angeles.

1307
00:59:45,074 --> 00:59:47,951
Even my manicurist wants
to be Quentin Tarantino

1308
00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:48,962
which reminds me.

1309
00:59:48,963 --> 00:59:50,169
Sonia.

1310
00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:51,246
Yeah, dear.

1311
00:59:51,247 --> 00:59:54,446
Did we get that appointment
moved to Friday?

1312
00:59:54,447 --> 00:59:55,812
Uh huh, yeah.

1313
00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:57,759
- Here you are.
- Oh, good girl.

1314
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,476
And see if David and Marna are available.

1315
00:59:59,477 --> 01:00:02,727
Yeah, yeah. (laughing)

1316
01:00:05,157 --> 01:00:07,208
On the weekend identity crisis.

1317
01:00:07,209 --> 01:00:08,792
All right, bye bye.

1318
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:11,006
Anyway, you have an angle though,

1319
01:00:11,007 --> 01:00:12,590
don't you, Richard?

1320
01:00:13,814 --> 01:00:14,647
Do I?

1321
01:00:14,648 --> 01:00:16,001
Yes, your angle.

1322
01:00:16,002 --> 01:00:17,123
It's that you're English.

1323
01:00:17,124 --> 01:00:18,563
Scottish.

1324
01:00:18,564 --> 01:00:19,522
That's nice.

1325
01:00:19,523 --> 01:00:22,493
Anyway, the main virtue
of your particular angle,

1326
01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:25,531
being English, is being
English in England.

1327
01:00:25,532 --> 01:00:26,992
Like Mr. Bean.

1328
01:00:26,993 --> 01:00:28,780
Otherwise you're just another hustler here

1329
01:00:28,781 --> 01:00:30,025
with a cute accent.

1330
01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:34,223
However, I think that I can work with you.

1331
01:00:34,224 --> 01:00:37,225
(phone ringing)
Oh.

1332
01:00:37,226 --> 01:00:39,476
(laughing)

1333
01:00:40,524 --> 01:00:42,223
The bottom line.

1334
01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:44,784
You're a writer, I'll give
you a consonant and a vowel.

1335
01:00:44,785 --> 01:00:45,833
B.O.

1336
01:00:45,834 --> 01:00:47,553
I'm not talking about what
you wipe off your skin

1337
01:00:47,554 --> 01:00:49,240
with your Paris English soap.

1338
01:00:49,241 --> 01:00:53,866
I'm talking about box office,
box office, box office.

1339
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,217
Something that the kids can relate to.

1340
01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:57,040
Now I'm ridiculously young myself

1341
01:00:57,041 --> 01:00:58,454
for being as successful as I am.

1342
01:00:58,455 --> 01:00:59,426
Millionaire already.

1343
01:00:59,427 --> 01:01:02,978
So I have an understanding
of these things.

1344
01:01:02,979 --> 01:01:05,825
Is this like a high concept?

1345
01:01:05,826 --> 01:01:07,123
If you insist.

1346
01:01:07,124 --> 01:01:09,684
Sex, defiance of authority,
destruction of property,

1347
01:01:09,685 --> 01:01:12,276
wanton violence, bloodshed
on a massive scale,

1348
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:15,764
preferably all of the above, with a twist.

1349
01:01:15,765 --> 01:01:16,719
Well, sounds like a cinch.

1350
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:17,636
Oh, yeah.

1351
01:01:18,901 --> 01:01:20,740
All right, I'll give it a sniff.

1352
01:01:20,741 --> 01:01:22,572
In the meantime you come
up with some real ideas.

1353
01:01:22,573 --> 01:01:23,577
Maybe we'll do lunch.

1354
01:01:23,578 --> 01:01:24,621
[Richard] Great, yeah.

1355
01:01:24,622 --> 01:01:26,026
Oh, and remember.

1356
01:01:26,027 --> 01:01:27,277
High concept.

1357
01:01:31,930 --> 01:01:35,913
(typewriter clacking)

1358
01:01:35,914 --> 01:01:38,732
(laughing) Woo, oh my gosh!

1359
01:01:38,733 --> 01:01:40,014
Let's go somewhere.

1360
01:01:40,015 --> 01:01:42,468
Let's call Moss and Julie.

1361
01:01:42,469 --> 01:01:44,088
We'll go to the Speedzone!

1362
01:01:44,089 --> 01:01:46,006
What's the Speedzone?

1363
01:01:47,011 --> 01:01:48,762
[Barbara] God, I could party for days.

1364
01:01:48,763 --> 01:01:50,782
What's happened?

1365
01:01:50,783 --> 01:01:51,997
Well, everything happened.

1366
01:01:51,998 --> 01:01:53,915
I had a great audition,
that's what happened.

1367
01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,609
The producer says I'm easily the best

1368
01:01:55,610 --> 01:01:57,615
they've seen so far, easily.

1369
01:01:57,616 --> 01:02:00,628
So they'll let me know in a few days, yay!

1370
01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:01,837
[Richard] And what about the director?

1371
01:02:01,838 --> 01:02:03,980
I'll meet him later.

1372
01:02:03,981 --> 01:02:07,894
I suddenly felt so free
in front of the camera.

1373
01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:08,900
It was great.

1374
01:02:08,901 --> 01:02:12,340
(Julie giggling)

1375
01:02:12,341 --> 01:02:15,258
It was better than sex, definitely.

1376
01:02:21,101 --> 01:02:23,184
Oh, better than some sex.

1377
01:02:26,146 --> 01:02:29,808
(light rock music)

1378
01:02:29,809 --> 01:02:30,988
I'm right behind you!

1379
01:02:30,989 --> 01:02:31,822
Ah!

1380
01:02:34,384 --> 01:02:35,379
Woo!

1381
01:02:35,379 --> 01:02:36,212
Oh, wimps!

1382
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:39,983
- [Richard Voiceover]
I wondered how I'd feel

1383
01:02:39,984 --> 01:02:41,663
if she made it.

1384
01:02:41,664 --> 01:02:44,422
Of course, I want to be delighted for her.

1385
01:02:44,423 --> 01:02:47,156
But I wasn't quite sure.

1386
01:02:47,157 --> 01:02:51,074
I'd never imagined her
in someone else's movie.

1387
01:02:57,537 --> 01:03:00,537
(guests chattering)

1388
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,666
Oh.

1389
01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:04,413
Richard, why don't you
go get us some drinks?

1390
01:03:04,414 --> 01:03:07,148
Some kamikazes and I'll
meet you by the pool?

1391
01:03:07,149 --> 01:03:08,146
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

1392
01:03:08,147 --> 01:03:09,592
I am a lawyer.

1393
01:03:09,593 --> 01:03:11,843
[Barbara] Ooh, excuse me.

1394
01:03:13,589 --> 01:03:14,422
Hi.

1395
01:03:18,073 --> 01:03:19,280
What's your name?

1396
01:03:19,281 --> 01:03:24,031


1397
01:03:25,027 --> 01:03:26,811
[Woman] Saves time, I guess.

1398
01:03:26,812 --> 01:03:27,944
[Michael] You have
the most beautiful mouth

1399
01:03:27,945 --> 01:03:29,632
I've ever seen.

1400
01:03:29,633 --> 01:03:31,224
[Woman] Do you really think so?

1401
01:03:31,225 --> 01:03:32,926
You know I do.

1402
01:03:32,927 --> 01:03:35,427
I had silicone injection to my lips,

1403
01:03:35,428 --> 01:03:37,321
to make them swell, you know?

1404
01:03:37,322 --> 01:03:39,363
I wanted to look just like Julia Roberts.

1405
01:03:39,364 --> 01:03:41,886
And you do, you really do.

1406
01:03:41,887 --> 01:03:42,749
I'll be really interested

1407
01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:46,587
in taking your picture sometime soon.

1408
01:03:46,588 --> 01:03:48,671
Hey, man, what's wrong?

1409
01:03:50,086 --> 01:03:53,646
This dude over there just
played me his demo tape.

1410
01:03:53,647 --> 01:03:56,603
It was like a total Ramones ripoff band.

1411
01:03:56,604 --> 01:03:58,883
And then he told me that he just signed

1412
01:03:58,884 --> 01:04:00,447
with Bro Records, you know what I mean?

1413
01:04:00,448 --> 01:04:01,701
Yeah.

1414
01:04:01,702 --> 01:04:02,901
That's a shame.

1415
01:04:02,902 --> 01:04:04,938
Yeah well it's not just a shame, bro.

1416
01:04:04,939 --> 01:04:07,882
That company's had my
demo for like a year, bro.

1417
01:04:07,883 --> 01:04:10,261
And they haven't even listened to it yet.

1418
01:04:10,262 --> 01:04:13,315
It's like I'd have to
hold a gun to their head

1419
01:04:13,316 --> 01:04:15,482
to get them to listen to my demo, bro.

1420
01:04:15,483 --> 01:04:17,562
But I'm just not into guns, you know?

1421
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:20,696
And I know, I know this dude
is gonna sell a million records

1422
01:04:20,697 --> 01:04:22,378
'cause fakes do that, bro.

1423
01:04:22,379 --> 01:04:24,415
But that's cool, you know?

1424
01:04:24,416 --> 01:04:25,808
You mean there's someone over there

1425
01:04:25,809 --> 01:04:28,758
who's going to be someone?

1426
01:04:28,759 --> 01:04:29,855
Come on, guys.

1427
01:04:29,856 --> 01:04:31,879
Let's go and find Barbara.

1428
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,769
Oh, hello.

1429
01:04:32,770 --> 01:04:34,002
[Man] He's gonna be perfect for those.

1430
01:04:34,003 --> 01:04:34,836
Barbara?

1431
01:04:36,022 --> 01:04:37,884
Oh, thank you, sweety.

1432
01:04:37,885 --> 01:04:40,155
I want you to come meet my producer.

1433
01:04:40,156 --> 01:04:40,989
- Hi.
- Hi.

1434
01:04:40,990 --> 01:04:42,143
- I'm Joel.
- This is Richard.

1435
01:04:42,144 --> 01:04:42,977
- Hi.
- Hi.

1436
01:04:42,978 --> 01:04:44,463
This is Moss, this is Julie.

1437
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,729
Hello.

1438
01:04:45,730 --> 01:04:48,601
You must be Barbara's friend.

1439
01:04:48,602 --> 01:04:49,765
Husband, actually.

1440
01:04:49,766 --> 01:04:51,516
- Yeah.
- Yeah, right.

1441
01:04:52,554 --> 01:04:55,637
When I look at Barbara, I see a glow,

1442
01:04:56,965 --> 01:05:00,562
a tenderness, but something tough as well.

1443
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,053
Like hot iron in the fire.

1444
01:05:03,054 --> 01:05:05,483
Like a young Ingrid Bergman.

1445
01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,112
Oh, thank you.

1446
01:05:07,113 --> 01:05:09,224
Isn't he sweet? (laughing)

1447
01:05:09,225 --> 01:05:11,040
Except blonde.

1448
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,791
Yeah, right, right!

1449
01:05:13,799 --> 01:05:15,321
I have high hopes.

1450
01:05:15,322 --> 01:05:17,241
I have very high hopes indeed.

1451
01:05:17,242 --> 01:05:19,203
Now would you excuse us for a moment?

1452
01:05:19,204 --> 01:05:20,496
I would like to finish our discussion.

1453
01:05:20,497 --> 01:05:21,330
Oh, yes.

1454
01:05:21,331 --> 01:05:22,358
- About a part.
- Yeah.

1455
01:05:22,359 --> 01:05:23,512
We'll be right back.

1456
01:05:23,513 --> 01:05:25,948
Before my director shows up.

1457
01:05:25,949 --> 01:05:27,414
- Yeah, see you.
- Okay.

1458
01:05:27,415 --> 01:05:29,709
- And see, don't worry.
- Be cool, bro.

1459
01:05:29,710 --> 01:05:31,992
[Julie] Great, he's
seen her fucking glow?

1460
01:05:31,993 --> 01:05:34,768
No, I see a glow, I think she glows.

1461
01:05:34,769 --> 01:05:38,186
Bro, she's your wife, I hope she glows.

1462
01:05:40,196 --> 01:05:41,630
Oh, shit!

1463
01:05:41,631 --> 01:05:42,896
What?

1464
01:05:42,897 --> 01:05:43,761
Patterson.

1465
01:05:43,762 --> 01:05:45,936
I mean, I'm a producer.

1466
01:05:45,937 --> 01:05:48,656
Talk to my, I mean I'm a
producer but I want to direct.

1467
01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:51,017
And I think I should be directing, I mean.

1468
01:05:51,018 --> 01:05:51,851
Hey!

1469
01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,149
You look great!

1470
01:05:55,150 --> 01:05:56,650
- Thank you.
- Wow.

1471
01:05:57,515 --> 01:05:58,802
Do you two know each other?

1472
01:05:58,803 --> 01:06:00,188
Well I should hope so.

1473
01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:02,268
He's my director.

1474
01:06:02,269 --> 01:06:03,948
He's the director!

1475
01:06:03,949 --> 01:06:04,902
That's great!

1476
01:06:04,903 --> 01:06:06,898
Oh, congratulations.

1477
01:06:06,899 --> 01:06:08,209
Well this is wonderful.

1478
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:09,255
Richard, isn't this great?

1479
01:06:09,256 --> 01:06:11,331
Come on, let's get some more drinks.

1480
01:06:11,332 --> 01:06:14,310
[Joel] Okay, gonna go
get some more drinks.

1481
01:06:14,311 --> 01:06:16,188
[Patterson] How you doing, Richard?

1482
01:06:16,189 --> 01:06:17,686
Fine.

1483
01:06:17,687 --> 01:06:18,703
Good.

1484
01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:21,101
Yo, this game ain't cool, bro.

1485
01:06:21,102 --> 01:06:22,060
Hey, what's up?

1486
01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:24,297
Come on, let's go, let's go.

1487
01:06:24,298 --> 01:06:26,079
Bye.

1488
01:06:27,513 --> 01:06:28,574
Hey, Richard.

1489
01:06:28,575 --> 01:06:31,408
Be cool, bro, I'm right here, bro.

1490
01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,192
Thanks for caring.

1491
01:06:35,193 --> 01:06:36,276
Oh, I care.

1492
01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:39,672
Believe me, I care.

1493
01:06:39,673 --> 01:06:41,686
I tell you mate, I care so much

1494
01:06:41,687 --> 01:06:43,630
that I'm gonna make a bet with you.

1495
01:06:43,631 --> 01:06:46,311
You name the stakes, 1,000,

1496
01:06:46,312 --> 01:06:47,562
10,000, 20,000.

1497
01:06:48,809 --> 01:06:51,491
Anything you'd like, it's up to you.

1498
01:06:51,492 --> 01:06:53,325
A bet, whatever for?

1499
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,048
I'll never give up.

1500
01:06:57,049 --> 01:06:59,797
No, I really don't know
what you're talking about.

1501
01:06:59,798 --> 01:07:02,552
Richard, you just decide on the amount

1502
01:07:02,553 --> 01:07:04,430
and I'll just take the money.

1503
01:07:04,431 --> 01:07:08,328
She's too much for you, why
can't you just admit it?

1504
01:07:08,329 --> 01:07:10,827
She needs a much more powerful jockey.

1505
01:07:10,828 --> 01:07:12,203
So, how are you two doing?

1506
01:07:12,204 --> 01:07:13,082
You getting along?

1507
01:07:13,083 --> 01:07:15,150
Like I said, Barbie, baby.

1508
01:07:15,151 --> 01:07:18,952
Richard and I are gonna be best buddies.

1509
01:07:18,953 --> 01:07:21,192
Here's to you, Barbara, and your success.

1510
01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:22,776
[Barbara] Cheers.

1511
01:07:25,286 --> 01:07:27,349
What the fuck is this?

1512
01:07:27,350 --> 01:07:29,909
[Barbara] West Coast
Shade, isn't it great?

1513
01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:31,892
[Patterson] 12 of
these, and you really know

1514
01:07:31,893 --> 01:07:33,476
you've had a drink.

1515
01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:36,149
(tense music)

1516
01:07:36,150 --> 01:07:39,150
(Barbara screaming)

1517
01:07:43,388 --> 01:07:47,471
(Patterson and Barbara laughing)

1518
01:07:58,443 --> 01:08:01,360
(Richard grunting)

1519
01:08:04,088 --> 01:08:07,088
(Richard screaming)

1520
01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:21,843
(kid crying in distance)

1521
01:08:21,844 --> 01:08:22,677
Barbara?

1522
01:08:28,381 --> 01:08:30,464
What happened last night?

1523
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,525
Do you know where she is?

1524
01:08:35,624 --> 01:08:36,457
Oh, shit.

1525
01:08:40,719 --> 01:08:42,052
I behaved badly.

1526
01:08:44,858 --> 01:08:46,358
Very badly indeed.

1527
01:08:47,815 --> 01:08:50,648
(water splashing)

1528
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:54,128
Oh, god.

1529
01:08:56,380 --> 01:08:58,152
(door clacking)

1530
01:08:58,153 --> 01:08:58,986
Oh, shit.

1531
01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:00,943
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

1532
01:09:00,944 --> 01:09:02,611
[Barbara] Richard?

1533
01:09:13,853 --> 01:09:15,031
(Barbara gasping)

1534
01:09:15,032 --> 01:09:15,865
Hi.

1535
01:09:15,865 --> 01:09:16,698
Richard.

1536
01:09:18,234 --> 01:09:19,276
- [Richard Voiceover]
It must have been worse

1537
01:09:19,277 --> 01:09:20,444
than I feared.

1538
01:09:23,074 --> 01:09:26,741
Boy, you were really
out of it last night.

1539
01:09:29,754 --> 01:09:33,793
Aren't you gonna come out of the closet?

1540
01:09:33,794 --> 01:09:34,794
Certainly.

1541
01:09:38,153 --> 01:09:38,986
Thank you.

1542
01:09:38,987 --> 01:09:40,403
You're welcome.

1543
01:09:43,923 --> 01:09:46,283
So, you made a complete
asshole of yourself last night.

1544
01:09:46,284 --> 01:09:47,117
How about this one.

1545
01:09:47,118 --> 01:09:49,530
My grandmother is 83

1546
01:09:49,531 --> 01:09:51,229
and she doesn't need glasses.

1547
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,050
She drinks straight from the bottle!

1548
01:09:53,051 --> 01:09:55,973
[Barbara] And then you
challenged Patterson to a duel.

1549
01:09:55,974 --> 01:09:58,168
You're kidding.

1550
01:09:58,169 --> 01:09:59,354
Did I win?

1551
01:09:59,355 --> 01:10:01,522
Stop it, I'm not joking.

1552
01:10:03,211 --> 01:10:04,512
And then...

1553
01:10:04,513 --> 01:10:08,263
(men singing and blabbering)

1554
01:10:18,334 --> 01:10:20,293
(water splashing)

1555
01:10:20,294 --> 01:10:22,671
Barbara, look, I know I
went overboard last night

1556
01:10:22,672 --> 01:10:24,136
but I was set up.

1557
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,893
Oh, Richard, don't make excuses.

1558
01:10:25,894 --> 01:10:26,727
You are an adult.

1559
01:10:26,727 --> 01:10:27,649
No, look, I mean it.

1560
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:28,903
You don't seem to see things

1561
01:10:28,904 --> 01:10:30,011
the way they are sometimes.

1562
01:10:30,012 --> 01:10:32,709
I just can't stand by and let that happen.

1563
01:10:32,710 --> 01:10:34,686
So what, you get drunk?

1564
01:10:34,687 --> 01:10:36,352
No.

1565
01:10:36,353 --> 01:10:38,763
No, that's not what I, look!

1566
01:10:38,764 --> 01:10:41,123
Look, all these things that are happening,

1567
01:10:41,124 --> 01:10:43,392
don't you see Patterson
is just playing with you.

1568
01:10:43,393 --> 01:10:46,128
You're just another
conquest to him, that's all.

1569
01:10:46,129 --> 01:10:48,879
Oh really, so what am I to you?

1570
01:10:49,729 --> 01:10:51,065
Richard, I don't know how much longer

1571
01:10:51,066 --> 01:10:53,904
I can handle this jealousy thing of yours.

1572
01:10:53,905 --> 01:10:55,655
You gotta lighten up!

1573
01:10:58,476 --> 01:11:00,628
(light guitar music)

1574
01:11:00,629 --> 01:11:02,286
Roberto?

1575
01:11:02,287 --> 01:11:03,764
Roberto!

1576
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:05,034
[Richard Voiceover] Beg your pardon?

1577
01:11:05,035 --> 01:11:07,924
Don't you remember the
party at the old warehouse?

1578
01:11:07,925 --> 01:11:10,665
The one with the old rock videos.

1579
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:13,806
And Millie did the trick with the peach.

1580
01:11:13,807 --> 01:11:16,043
I'm sorry, I really
wasn't at that party.

1581
01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:19,604
The trick with the peach
sounds interesting though.

1582
01:11:19,605 --> 01:11:21,355
But you're English.

1583
01:11:23,146 --> 01:11:25,604
Don't you wanna tie me up?

1584
01:11:25,605 --> 01:11:27,465
Let's go to my apartment.

1585
01:11:27,466 --> 01:11:29,566
Let's go right now.

1586
01:11:29,567 --> 01:11:31,689
I have got to go now, excuse me.

1587
01:11:31,690 --> 01:11:33,383
What's the matter, huh?

1588
01:11:33,384 --> 01:11:35,289
[Takowsky] I have to
pretend I'm interested

1589
01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:37,449
in what this person is selling
me for almost 15 minutes.

1590
01:11:37,450 --> 01:11:40,468
(phone ringing)

1591
01:11:40,469 --> 01:11:41,748
Speak.

1592
01:11:41,749 --> 01:11:43,588
[Richard] Hi, it's Richard.

1593
01:11:43,589 --> 01:11:47,372
Well, hello, if it isn't David Lee.

1594
01:11:47,373 --> 01:11:50,692
(laughing) That's a
little joke, he's dead.

1595
01:11:50,693 --> 01:11:52,157
Hello Richie, I'm sorry I couldn't make

1596
01:11:52,158 --> 01:11:53,341
our lunch appointment today.

1597
01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:56,982
I had to go visit my
tailor about my new suits.

1598
01:11:56,983 --> 01:11:59,024
Anyway, I've got a little time now.

1599
01:11:59,025 --> 01:12:00,986
Well, Mr. Takowsky, I just wondered

1600
01:12:00,987 --> 01:12:04,282
if you had a chance to
look over my Oozy Suicide.

1601
01:12:04,283 --> 01:12:06,616
Of course I have, Ricardo.

1602
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:11,045
And I've gotta tell you,
you've got a reasonably good

1603
01:12:11,046 --> 01:12:15,059
lesbian art movie, but that's about it.

1604
01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:16,282
Got any other ideas?

1605
01:12:16,283 --> 01:12:18,239
Well, yeah, I have as a matter of fact.

1606
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:19,157
[Takowsky] Amaze me.

1607
01:12:19,158 --> 01:12:22,579
Okay, a rock star gets
kidnapped by terrorists,

1608
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:25,040
held ransom and then
rescued by a teenage girl,

1609
01:12:25,041 --> 01:12:27,110
a fan who has been taught martial arts

1610
01:12:27,111 --> 01:12:29,357
by her mother who's a widowed rape victim.

1611
01:12:29,358 --> 01:12:31,117
So the fan and the girl, they get married,

1612
01:12:31,118 --> 01:12:33,451
they go to live in Colorado.

1613
01:12:36,001 --> 01:12:38,179
No, way too depressing.

1614
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:39,077
Pitch me another one.

1615
01:12:39,077 --> 01:12:39,910
Right.

1616
01:12:41,241 --> 01:12:43,482
Robin Williams, he has a sex change.

1617
01:12:43,483 --> 01:12:45,562
He becomes America's first female leader.

1618
01:12:45,563 --> 01:12:47,946
- Almost, been done.
(men laughing)

1619
01:12:47,947 --> 01:12:49,197
Mrs. Doubtfire.

1620
01:12:50,267 --> 01:12:53,850
A rock and roll
version of Jurassic Park.

1621
01:12:55,856 --> 01:12:57,685
Say, Richie, I actually kind of like

1622
01:12:57,686 --> 01:12:59,178
the sound of that one.

1623
01:12:59,179 --> 01:13:02,503
Maybe we get Jon Bon Jovi to
play one of the dinosaurs,

1624
01:13:02,504 --> 01:13:04,254
huh, huh? (laughing)

1625
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,010
Keep up the good work, kiddo.

1626
01:13:06,011 --> 01:13:06,844
Buh-bye.

1627
01:13:06,844 --> 01:13:07,844
Okay, bye.

1628
01:13:10,683 --> 01:13:13,266
[Bartender] Submarine movies.

1629
01:13:14,288 --> 01:13:15,121
Excuse me?

1630
01:13:15,122 --> 01:13:17,386
You should have said submarine movies.

1631
01:13:17,387 --> 01:13:21,807
I got this great idea about
u-boats, convoys, torpedoes,

1632
01:13:21,808 --> 01:13:24,808
and machines going ping, ping, ping.

1633
01:13:27,747 --> 01:13:29,459
Sell you the treatment for 300,

1634
01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:31,627
perfect for Harrison Ford.

1635
01:13:33,134 --> 01:13:34,595
No, thanks, maybe some other time.

1636
01:13:34,596 --> 01:13:35,429
[Bartender] No?

1637
01:13:35,430 --> 01:13:38,001
All right, well you had your chance.

1638
01:13:38,002 --> 01:13:40,284
[Man] Peace has been
knocking on the door

1639
01:13:40,285 --> 01:13:41,952
of your heart today.

1640
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:50,630
Peace has been knocking on
the door of your heart today.

1641
01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:51,980
[Richard] Hi.

1642
01:13:53,741 --> 01:13:54,574
Hi.

1643
01:13:55,965 --> 01:13:57,382
Sorry I'm late.

1644
01:14:00,541 --> 01:14:02,041
What's the matter?

1645
01:14:03,581 --> 01:14:05,081
Can't you guess?

1646
01:14:07,622 --> 01:14:08,622
Patterson?

1647
01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:12,810
I didn't get the part.

1648
01:14:14,744 --> 01:14:15,577
Ah.

1649
01:14:17,725 --> 01:14:19,599
(somber music)

1650
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:20,433
There'll be others.

1651
01:14:20,434 --> 01:14:22,081
Don't let it get to you.

1652
01:14:22,082 --> 01:14:22,915
I won't.

1653
01:14:23,819 --> 01:14:25,069
I'll show them.

1654
01:14:28,925 --> 01:14:33,484
My mother said something
to me when I was little.

1655
01:14:33,485 --> 01:14:35,337
She was going on vacation
and she wanted me

1656
01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:37,478
to stay with my aunt.

1657
01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:39,396
Boy, was she a monster.

1658
01:14:42,152 --> 01:14:44,819
I told my mom "This isn't fair."

1659
01:14:46,277 --> 01:14:47,628
And then she snapped back at me

1660
01:14:47,629 --> 01:14:49,879
and said "Life isn't fair."

1661
01:14:50,714 --> 01:14:53,793
I was only mad at her
for a little bit because

1662
01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:57,294
even at seven, you already know how it is.

1663
01:14:58,654 --> 01:14:59,596
And when you grow up,

1664
01:14:59,597 --> 01:15:02,574
you try and you try to make it different.

1665
01:15:02,575 --> 01:15:06,325
Sometimes it is, and
sometimes it just isn't.

1666
01:15:11,709 --> 01:15:13,042
Life isn't fair.

1667
01:15:17,754 --> 01:15:19,892
We've got each other.

1668
01:15:19,893 --> 01:15:21,226
Yeah, I guess.

1669
01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:26,577
Let's go somewhere.

1670
01:15:26,578 --> 01:15:28,745
Let's call Julie and Moss.

1671
01:15:32,494 --> 01:15:36,661
(men singing in foreign language)

1672
01:15:56,726 --> 01:15:58,860
We gotta try to cheer her up.

1673
01:15:58,861 --> 01:16:01,250
Yeah, but it's bad luck.

1674
01:16:01,251 --> 01:16:03,262
Yo, the dude said "If you
fuck me I'll put you in my film.

1675
01:16:03,263 --> 01:16:04,599
If you don't, I won't."

1676
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:08,100
That's not bad luck, bro, that's not cool.

1677
01:16:09,158 --> 01:16:11,179
Patterson told Barbara
she could have the part

1678
01:16:11,180 --> 01:16:12,757
if she went to bed with him?

1679
01:16:12,758 --> 01:16:13,935
If she fucked him.

1680
01:16:13,936 --> 01:16:16,182
She didn't mention it?

1681
01:16:16,183 --> 01:16:17,016
No.

1682
01:16:18,417 --> 01:16:19,433
I'm sorry.

1683
01:16:19,434 --> 01:16:21,995
I'm sorry, I thought you knew.

1684
01:16:21,996 --> 01:16:23,413
It's all right.

1685
01:16:33,201 --> 01:16:35,376
Why didn't you tell me?

1686
01:16:35,377 --> 01:16:36,976
About what?

1687
01:16:36,977 --> 01:16:39,560
About the part and Patterson.

1688
01:16:40,645 --> 01:16:42,921
There didn't seem much point.

1689
01:16:42,922 --> 01:16:44,891
What did he say?

1690
01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:46,894
Didn't Julie tell you?

1691
01:16:46,895 --> 01:16:49,294
What did he say exactly?

1692
01:16:49,295 --> 01:16:50,191
Does it matter?

1693
01:16:50,192 --> 01:16:52,274
Yeah, I'd like to know.

1694
01:16:53,132 --> 01:16:55,253
Just drop it, Richard.

1695
01:16:55,254 --> 01:16:57,312
You were tempted, weren't you.

1696
01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,456
What?

1697
01:16:58,457 --> 01:17:00,032
What do you want me to say?

1698
01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:01,806
That I was at the point of fucking him

1699
01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:03,140
but I held back?

1700
01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:05,632
So you were tempted.

1701
01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:07,973
All right, I was tempted!

1702
01:17:07,974 --> 01:17:09,771
I would have done anything for that part.

1703
01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:12,304
I was tempted but I didn't do it.

1704
01:17:12,305 --> 01:17:13,805
Are you satisfied?

1705
01:17:29,566 --> 01:17:30,937
Yeah, don't worry about it, Richie.

1706
01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:31,771
It's cool.

1707
01:17:32,688 --> 01:17:35,240
[Richard Voiceover] And
there were other things.

1708
01:17:35,241 --> 01:17:38,334
As soon as she locked
her legs around my body.

1709
01:17:38,335 --> 01:17:40,690
When actually she began to moan and groan

1710
01:17:40,691 --> 01:17:43,257
and get really excited, I yelled.

1711
01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,175
[Richard] Hallelujah!

1712
01:17:56,817 --> 01:18:00,234
[Richard Voiceover] And I felt useless.

1713
01:18:01,557 --> 01:18:03,557
Did you say something?

1714
01:18:04,945 --> 01:18:05,778
No.

1715
01:18:06,694 --> 01:18:09,837
[Richard] Was it your father again?

1716
01:18:09,838 --> 01:18:10,727
[Man] I don't get it

1717
01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:12,304
(typewriter clacking)
- Do I have to spell it out

1718
01:18:12,305 --> 01:18:13,630
for you, Rolando?

1719
01:18:13,631 --> 01:18:14,966
She's a he.

1720
01:18:14,967 --> 01:18:17,153
Patricia is Patrick.

1721
01:18:17,154 --> 01:18:18,654
[Man] Oh my god!

1722
01:18:22,464 --> 01:18:24,682
[Man] You are small
potatoes, that's what you are,

1723
01:18:24,683 --> 01:18:26,683
you are so small potato!

1724
01:18:28,266 --> 01:18:31,737
(gunshots firing)

1725
01:18:31,738 --> 01:18:33,382
[Man] We've gotta take a crack at this!

1726
01:18:33,383 --> 01:18:36,868
[Man] Yeah, I think
you're on crack, man.

1727
01:18:36,869 --> 01:18:40,801
(men talking in foreign language)

1728
01:18:40,802 --> 01:18:43,204
Where's your wedding ring?

1729
01:18:43,205 --> 01:18:44,604
Hmm?

1730
01:18:44,605 --> 01:18:46,605
Oh, I got it right here.

1731
01:18:47,762 --> 01:18:51,059
They don't like us to wear
them at the restaurant.

1732
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:53,335
The idea is that we
should appear available

1733
01:18:53,336 --> 01:18:54,836
even if we're not.

1734
01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:58,484
That is such bullshit.

1735
01:18:58,485 --> 01:19:00,278
I know, tell me about it.

1736
01:19:00,279 --> 01:19:01,307
It's uncomfortable.

1737
01:19:01,308 --> 01:19:02,688
It's a fucking outrage.

1738
01:19:02,689 --> 01:19:03,965
I'd like to sue those bastards.

1739
01:19:03,966 --> 01:19:05,110
In fact,
(phone ringing)

1740
01:19:05,111 --> 01:19:07,686
the next time that I'm in
there, I'm gonna fucking let,

1741
01:19:07,687 --> 01:19:08,906
what?

1742
01:19:08,907 --> 01:19:10,929
[Richard Voiceover] It was Patterson.

1743
01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:13,249
I thought of telling him that
Barbara was in quarantine

1744
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:15,169
or that she'd emigrated to Bolivia.

1745
01:19:15,170 --> 01:19:17,788
Instead, I opted for something subtle.

1746
01:19:17,789 --> 01:19:18,706
Fuck off.

1747
01:19:20,526 --> 01:19:21,359
Nice.

1748
01:19:22,661 --> 01:19:23,744
Who was that?

1749
01:19:24,882 --> 01:19:28,668
Some pushy bloke trying
to sell life insurance.

1750
01:19:28,669 --> 01:19:31,070
(phone ringing)

1751
01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:31,904
Hello?

1752
01:19:37,426 --> 01:19:38,259
No.

1753
01:19:40,349 --> 01:19:42,974
I don't wanna talk to you right now.

1754
01:19:42,975 --> 01:19:43,808
No, I...

1755
01:19:48,007 --> 01:19:48,840
Really?

1756
01:19:51,367 --> 01:19:55,250
Okay I'm gonna have to
call you later, okay?

1757
01:19:55,251 --> 01:19:56,084
Okay.

1758
01:19:57,389 --> 01:19:58,222
Bye.

1759
01:20:03,346 --> 01:20:05,308
What did he want?

1760
01:20:05,309 --> 01:20:07,625
[Barbara] Who, the
guy from life insurance?

1761
01:20:07,626 --> 01:20:09,863
Yeah, Patterson.

1762
01:20:09,864 --> 01:20:14,864
Well he wanted to apologize
for not offering me the part.

1763
01:20:14,965 --> 01:20:17,206
And he wants to get together.

1764
01:20:17,207 --> 01:20:20,529
Talk about the bleeding obvious.

1765
01:20:20,530 --> 01:20:21,631
You still don't get it, do you?

1766
01:20:21,632 --> 01:20:22,465
What?

1767
01:20:22,466 --> 01:20:24,197
All he wants me to do
is go over to his house

1768
01:20:24,198 --> 01:20:25,050
at three o'clock.

1769
01:20:25,050 --> 01:20:25,883
What's wrong with that?

1770
01:20:25,884 --> 01:20:28,300
I don't fucking believe it.

1771
01:20:30,334 --> 01:20:32,612
You're not going, are you?

1772
01:20:32,613 --> 01:20:34,915
Maybe I will, and maybe I won't.

1773
01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:37,329
You are, you're gonna
go to his bloody apartment

1774
01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:41,329
and fuck him for your
bloody stupid little part!

1775
01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:42,247
Fuck you!

1776
01:20:45,897 --> 01:20:47,489


1777
01:20:47,490 --> 01:20:49,882


1778
01:20:49,883 --> 01:20:54,883


1779
01:20:58,573 --> 01:21:01,953


1780
01:21:01,954 --> 01:21:06,954


1781
01:21:08,290 --> 01:21:12,119


1782
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,870


1783
01:21:22,677 --> 01:21:23,793
[Richard Voiceover] At first, I thought

1784
01:21:23,794 --> 01:21:25,191
there was an earthquake.

1785
01:21:25,192 --> 01:21:28,125
But then when the water
started flooding in,

1786
01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:32,543
I realized my beloved wife
had driven into the ocean.

1787
01:21:35,136 --> 01:21:37,053
[Richard] Let me out!

1788
01:21:38,912 --> 01:21:39,926
Oh!

1789
01:21:39,927 --> 01:21:40,760
Oh my god.

1790
01:21:41,712 --> 01:21:43,701
- Oh my god.
- We know this person, miss.

1791
01:21:43,702 --> 01:21:44,912
The question is, do you?

1792
01:21:44,913 --> 01:21:45,861
Yes.

1793
01:21:45,862 --> 01:21:48,270
This is my degenerate husband.

1794
01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:49,457
Degenerate, huh?

1795
01:21:49,458 --> 01:21:50,927
Holy fuck.

1796
01:21:50,928 --> 01:21:53,723
Look, he's lost the
circulation to his legs.

1797
01:21:53,724 --> 01:21:57,748
This is not the behavior
of a normal person.

1798
01:21:57,749 --> 01:21:59,165
(blues music)

1799
01:21:59,166 --> 01:22:01,247
- [Richard Voiceover]
I had blown everything.

1800
01:22:01,248 --> 01:22:02,998
That was the reality.

1801
01:22:05,381 --> 01:22:06,845
[Patterson] I know who this is.

1802
01:22:06,846 --> 01:22:09,165
How are you doing, Richard?

1803
01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,083
I'm fine.

1804
01:22:11,023 --> 01:22:13,850
May I speak to Barbara please?

1805
01:22:13,851 --> 01:22:18,684
[Barbara] Richard, can't you
just please leave me alone?

1806
01:22:33,978 --> 01:22:35,935
[Patterson] Don't call anymore.

1807
01:22:35,936 --> 01:22:37,337
I'm gonna disconnect the phone

1808
01:22:37,338 --> 01:22:38,919
and get a new unlisted number tomorrow.

1809
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,578
You'll never do that in a day.

1810
01:22:40,579 --> 01:22:42,895
[Patterson] This is America.

1811
01:22:42,896 --> 01:22:44,313
Goodbye, Richard.

1812
01:22:56,553 --> 01:22:57,794
[Operator] The number you have called

1813
01:22:57,795 --> 01:22:59,330
is no longer in service.

1814
01:22:59,331 --> 01:23:03,498
If you feel you have reached
this number in error,

1815
01:23:05,224 --> 01:23:07,292
[Richard Voiceover] Patterson was right.

1816
01:23:07,293 --> 01:23:09,522
This was America.

1817
01:23:09,523 --> 01:23:10,940
And she was gone.

1818
01:23:13,982 --> 01:23:16,701
You just gotta relax, bro.

1819
01:23:16,702 --> 01:23:18,176
Lighten up a bit.

1820
01:23:18,177 --> 01:23:20,517
You know, I obviously haven't understood

1821
01:23:20,518 --> 01:23:24,176
the entire concept
involved in lightening up.

1822
01:23:24,177 --> 01:23:26,356
You're the second person to tell me that.

1823
01:23:26,357 --> 01:23:27,190
Yo, bro.

1824
01:23:29,180 --> 01:23:30,563
You're taking the whole thing

1825
01:23:30,564 --> 01:23:32,775
a little too seriously, man.

1826
01:23:32,776 --> 01:23:36,515
You know, she left, and
that's a disaster, you know.

1827
01:23:36,516 --> 01:23:39,266
But in the big picture, big deal.

1828
01:23:40,676 --> 01:23:44,312
She comes back or she
doesn't come back, so what?

1829
01:23:44,313 --> 01:23:46,326
You'll still be breathing, right?

1830
01:23:46,327 --> 01:23:48,394


1831
01:23:48,395 --> 01:23:51,917


1832
01:23:51,918 --> 01:23:54,597


1833
01:23:54,598 --> 01:23:58,013


1834
01:23:58,014 --> 01:24:00,371


1835
01:24:00,372 --> 01:24:04,455


1836
01:24:07,078 --> 01:24:07,911
Barbara!

1837
01:24:09,433 --> 01:24:10,469
[Woman] My name is not-

1838
01:24:10,470 --> 01:24:13,010
Oh, I'm sorry, my mistake.

1839
01:24:13,011 --> 01:24:13,897
No problem.

1840
01:24:13,898 --> 01:24:15,416
- Jesus, Mary.
- Terrible eyesight.

1841
01:24:15,417 --> 01:24:16,507
Let me get this straight.

1842
01:24:16,508 --> 01:24:17,637
You actually know the pool man?

1843
01:24:17,638 --> 01:24:18,612
[Mary] No I don't.

1844
01:24:18,613 --> 01:24:20,754
I thought she was
someone else, I'm sorry.

1845
01:24:20,755 --> 01:24:22,652
You actually know the pool man?

1846
01:24:22,653 --> 01:24:23,880
Yo, that's not cool, man.

1847
01:24:23,881 --> 01:24:25,480
These are married people, all right?

1848
01:24:25,481 --> 01:24:26,696
- All right.
- So let's just go out.

1849
01:24:26,697 --> 01:24:27,530
Yeah.

1850
01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:28,363
Let's go.

1851
01:24:28,364 --> 01:24:29,507
I'm not going to listen to this.

1852
01:24:29,508 --> 01:24:30,345
Bitch!

1853
01:24:30,346 --> 01:24:31,880
You disgust me!

1854
01:24:31,881 --> 01:24:34,562
Right now, I think she's
gonna be a whole lot happier

1855
01:24:34,563 --> 01:24:36,437
with that Patterson boner, man.

1856
01:24:36,438 --> 01:24:38,728
That dude is so fuckin' L.A.,

1857
01:24:38,729 --> 01:24:40,668
and you're just not L.A.
enough, that's cool.

1858
01:24:40,669 --> 01:24:42,781
Jesus, what else should I know, huh?

1859
01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:44,411
You know fuck all about what it's like

1860
01:24:44,412 --> 01:24:46,641
when your wife leaves you.

1861
01:24:46,642 --> 01:24:47,475
Yeah, I do.

1862
01:24:47,476 --> 01:24:49,205
You're Mr. Safety Fucking First Moss,

1863
01:24:49,206 --> 01:24:51,658
beneath all this fucking funky bullshit.

1864
01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:52,976
You never date anyone

1865
01:24:52,977 --> 01:24:54,816
who lives more than 27 minutes away

1866
01:24:54,817 --> 01:24:56,840
on the fucking freeway!

1867
01:24:56,841 --> 01:25:00,120
You know, I'm really sick
of your self-pity shit, bro.

1868
01:25:00,121 --> 01:25:01,952
(tires screeching)

1869
01:25:01,953 --> 01:25:02,786
Fine!

1870
01:25:02,786 --> 01:25:03,783
Thank you very much,
Stupid idiot!

1871
01:25:03,784 --> 01:25:05,222
- I'm going home.
(cars honking)

1872
01:25:05,223 --> 01:25:08,665
Ah, fuck you too, you're an asshole!

1873
01:25:08,666 --> 01:25:11,499
(woman screaming)

1874
01:25:14,382 --> 01:25:19,382
(somber music)
(thunder rumbling)

1875
01:25:23,748 --> 01:25:25,081
Do me a favor.

1876
01:25:27,631 --> 01:25:30,387
Don't talk about movies.

1877
01:25:30,388 --> 01:25:31,221
Okay.

1878
01:25:43,188 --> 01:25:45,271
You like fried chicken?

1879
01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:47,403
Yeah.

1880
01:25:51,869 --> 01:25:54,451
There's only two places in the world

1881
01:25:54,452 --> 01:25:57,494
where I found total simplicity.

1882
01:25:57,495 --> 01:25:58,412
Cemeteries,

1883
01:26:00,407 --> 01:26:01,824
and strip joints.

1884
01:26:03,870 --> 01:26:08,209
Somehow I always seem to
wind up in a graveyard.

1885
01:26:08,210 --> 01:26:09,460
Yeah, me too.

1886
01:26:10,954 --> 01:26:13,673
I've spent half my life in graveyards.

1887
01:26:13,674 --> 01:26:15,608
Why is that?

1888
01:26:15,609 --> 01:26:17,276
I'm an undertaker.

1889
01:26:22,292 --> 01:26:25,091
Well, you know, used to be.

1890
01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:27,259
Back in England, you know?

1891
01:26:29,972 --> 01:26:32,555
Well what are you doing here?

1892
01:26:33,412 --> 01:26:34,745
Met this girl.

1893
01:26:35,972 --> 01:26:39,305
Left London behind, came here after her.

1894
01:26:41,962 --> 01:26:46,353
I wanted to be a writer
and live with her, but,

1895
01:26:46,354 --> 01:26:48,862
things aren't going
according to the script.

1896
01:26:48,863 --> 01:26:50,113
She dump you?

1897
01:26:52,522 --> 01:26:54,798
Yeah I suppose so.

1898
01:26:54,799 --> 01:26:56,464
You love her?

1899
01:26:56,465 --> 01:27:01,034
Not a minute goes by I'm
not thinking about her.

1900
01:27:01,035 --> 01:27:04,179
(sighing) Yeah, I know how you feel.

1901
01:27:04,180 --> 01:27:07,347
One time, years ago, I was flat broke.

1902
01:27:08,434 --> 01:27:11,342
I was working up in Vancouver.

1903
01:27:11,343 --> 01:27:12,897
I went to this bar to get a drink.

1904
01:27:12,898 --> 01:27:17,658
So I'm just sort of sitting
at my table, relaxing.

1905
01:27:17,659 --> 01:27:18,826
And then boom.

1906
01:27:20,943 --> 01:27:22,958
Never seen anything like it.

1907
01:27:22,959 --> 01:27:24,739
Quite possibly the most beautiful girl

1908
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:29,476
I'd ever laid eyes on was
crawling across the stage

1909
01:27:29,477 --> 01:27:32,310
like some kind of stalking feline.

1910
01:27:33,404 --> 01:27:34,904
I knew it was love

1911
01:27:35,857 --> 01:27:36,857
when one day

1912
01:27:38,099 --> 01:27:41,137
we're at this restaurant
out on the waterfront,

1913
01:27:41,138 --> 01:27:43,138
drinking pretty heavily,

1914
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:48,583
and she very gracefully
reached across the table,

1915
01:27:50,042 --> 01:27:53,598
grabbed the salt and pepper shakers,

1916
01:27:53,599 --> 01:27:55,349
straightened her back

1917
01:27:57,078 --> 01:28:00,161
and gently placed one on each breast.

1918
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:04,340
Salt on the right.

1919
01:28:06,783 --> 01:28:08,366
Pepper on the left.

1920
01:28:09,892 --> 01:28:11,642
And they didn't move.

1921
01:28:12,567 --> 01:28:14,150
They didn't wobble.

1922
01:28:15,617 --> 01:28:17,436
She just sat there with these things

1923
01:28:17,437 --> 01:28:20,020
perfectly balanced on her tits,

1924
01:28:21,220 --> 01:28:23,779
smiling at me with those
unbelievable Ojibwe eyes

1925
01:28:23,780 --> 01:28:27,197
that just melted me into my fucking seat.

1926
01:28:29,764 --> 01:28:31,994
And it was then and there that I realized

1927
01:28:31,995 --> 01:28:33,328
why I loved her.

1928
01:28:35,562 --> 01:28:38,395
And she realized why I had to die.

1929
01:28:41,217 --> 01:28:42,634
So she killed me.

1930
01:28:47,417 --> 01:28:51,334
She left me for a guy
who was on the polo team.

1931
01:28:53,199 --> 01:28:54,866
I loved her so much.

1932
01:28:58,253 --> 01:29:02,179
And she just disappeared
off the face of the earth.

1933
01:29:02,180 --> 01:29:03,013
Just gone.

1934
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:06,350
Couldn't find her anywhere.

1935
01:29:07,213 --> 01:29:08,213
I'm sorry.

1936
01:29:09,195 --> 01:29:10,028
Yeah.

1937
01:29:12,820 --> 01:29:15,153
You get tired of cemeteries,

1938
01:29:16,493 --> 01:29:17,910
try strip joints.

1939
01:29:35,749 --> 01:29:37,099
Yeah, Bambihole, Michael Bambihole.

1940
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:38,999
Oh, Disney too yes.

1941
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:42,323
Perilous Cruise, Johnny Depp,
read an article on your movie.

1942
01:29:42,324 --> 01:29:43,650
It's very exciting.

1943
01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:45,484
It's got a great buzz.

1944
01:29:48,047 --> 01:29:53,047
(light music)
(guests chattering)

1945
01:29:59,477 --> 01:30:00,310
Coffee?

1946
01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:02,273
Great.

1947
01:30:06,218 --> 01:30:07,257
Okay.

1948
01:30:07,258 --> 01:30:08,091
- Julie.
(Julie gasping)

1949
01:30:08,092 --> 01:30:09,990
- Hi, sorry.
- Oh, hi.

1950
01:30:09,991 --> 01:30:11,474
Have you seen Barbara?

1951
01:30:11,475 --> 01:30:12,871
She's not here.

1952
01:30:12,872 --> 01:30:15,917
Well do you know where she is?

1953
01:30:15,918 --> 01:30:17,133
Julie, please, I'm desperate.

1954
01:30:17,134 --> 01:30:19,897
I'm sorry, she's really
mad at you right now.

1955
01:30:19,898 --> 01:30:20,731
I know.

1956
01:30:21,955 --> 01:30:23,191
Look, tell me, if you were her,

1957
01:30:23,192 --> 01:30:25,738
what would you want me to do?

1958
01:30:25,739 --> 01:30:28,245
For you to chase me
to the end of the world.

1959
01:30:28,246 --> 01:30:30,622
But I'm not Barbara.

1960
01:30:30,623 --> 01:30:31,626
(Sandra clearing throat)

1961
01:30:31,627 --> 01:30:33,351
I'm sorry, I gotta work.

1962
01:30:33,352 --> 01:30:35,014
Hey.

1963
01:30:35,015 --> 01:30:36,145
Look, will you just tell her

1964
01:30:36,146 --> 01:30:37,949
that I really miss her, please?

1965
01:30:37,950 --> 01:30:39,284
I will.

1966
01:30:39,285 --> 01:30:40,118
Thanks.

1967
01:30:44,670 --> 01:30:45,587
Hi, Sandra.

1968
01:30:46,556 --> 01:30:47,952
Hello.

1969
01:30:47,953 --> 01:30:50,113
[Jean] Hi, Richard, bon jour.

1970
01:30:50,114 --> 01:30:51,971
Ah, Jean-Mimi, how you doing?

1971
01:30:51,972 --> 01:30:54,230
Ah, (speaks in foreign
language) busy, busy,

1972
01:30:54,231 --> 01:30:55,771
so much work.

1973
01:30:55,772 --> 01:30:58,870
Now we are preparing a
magnificent party for Anouk Aimee.

1974
01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:00,929
And everybody will be there.

1975
01:31:00,930 --> 01:31:02,731
Is that happening here?

1976
01:31:02,732 --> 01:31:04,289
Not here.

1977
01:31:04,290 --> 01:31:05,952
It's a secret.

1978
01:31:05,953 --> 01:31:08,912
[Richard] Ah, sounds great.

1979
01:31:08,913 --> 01:31:10,406
Look, my friend.

1980
01:31:10,407 --> 01:31:12,971
If I was you, I would leave her alone.

1981
01:31:12,972 --> 01:31:16,432
She will be happier with this
gas, Patterson, you know?

1982
01:31:16,433 --> 01:31:19,850
He's just more, how can I say, more L.A.

1983
01:31:21,372 --> 01:31:23,297
You're not L.A., hmm?

1984
01:31:23,298 --> 01:31:24,416
Sure.

1985
01:31:24,417 --> 01:31:27,376
But I have to be absolutely certain.

1986
01:31:27,377 --> 01:31:29,851
Then you must do whatever you have to do

1987
01:31:29,852 --> 01:31:31,870
to return her to your bed.

1988
01:31:31,871 --> 01:31:33,915
And if she will not listen to your love,

1989
01:31:33,916 --> 01:31:38,009
make her go with you,
force her, or kill her.

1990
01:31:38,010 --> 01:31:39,930
(tense music)

1991
01:31:39,931 --> 01:31:41,264
Right, thanks.

1992
01:31:42,516 --> 01:31:45,641
(energetic music)

1993
01:31:45,642 --> 01:31:49,380


1994
01:31:49,381 --> 01:31:51,916


1995
01:31:51,917 --> 01:31:55,449

field as on the wheel

1996
01:31:55,450 --> 01:31:58,202


1997
01:31:58,203 --> 01:32:12,019


1998
01:32:15,527 --> 01:32:18,360
[Richard] I'm sorry I
went a bit overboard, Moss.

1999
01:32:18,361 --> 01:32:20,676
[Moss] When'd you ever
hear me say no, bro?

2000
01:32:20,677 --> 01:32:24,048
I'm strictly a yes to life operator.

2001
01:32:24,049 --> 01:32:26,366
[Guard] And your invitation please?

2002
01:32:26,367 --> 01:32:28,805
This is the single sanest
thing I have ever done.

2003
01:32:28,806 --> 01:32:32,363
Yo bro, that's what
Charlie Manson said, yo.

2004
01:32:32,364 --> 01:32:34,838
- All righty.
- Yo girls, girls.

2005
01:32:34,839 --> 01:32:36,438
Moss is here.

2006
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:40,689
(woman speaks in foreign language)

2007
01:32:44,376 --> 01:32:46,059
(man speaks in foreign language)

2008
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:50,310
(woman speaks in foreign language)

2009
01:32:52,437 --> 01:32:54,481
(man speaks in foreign language)

2010
01:32:54,482 --> 01:32:55,626
(woman speaks in foreign language)

2011
01:32:55,627 --> 01:32:57,254
(man speaks in foreign language)

2012
01:32:57,255 --> 01:33:01,505
(woman speaks in foreign language)

2013
01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:07,107
(man speaks in foreign language)

2014
01:33:07,108 --> 01:33:09,756
(woman speaks in foreign language)

2015
01:33:09,757 --> 01:33:10,590
Hey, good film.

2016
01:33:10,591 --> 01:33:11,953
Yo, that's good, yeah.

2017
01:33:11,954 --> 01:33:16,037
(man speaks in foreign language)

2018
01:33:17,527 --> 01:33:18,886
Johnny!

2019
01:33:18,887 --> 01:33:20,791
Good to see you, man.

2020
01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:23,170
Good to see you again, how you doing?

2021
01:33:23,171 --> 01:33:24,004
What?

2022
01:33:25,032 --> 01:33:27,032
I love you in this film.

2023
01:33:28,552 --> 01:33:29,902
Look, I wanted to thank
you for everything you said

2024
01:33:29,903 --> 01:33:30,736
the other day.

2025
01:33:30,737 --> 01:33:32,277
It's really helped me get things

2026
01:33:32,278 --> 01:33:34,922
sorted in my head so cheers.

2027
01:33:34,923 --> 01:33:36,072
- Cheers.
- I'll see you later.

2028
01:33:36,073 --> 01:33:36,906
Yup.

2029
01:33:39,613 --> 01:33:40,613
Who is he?

2030
01:33:43,488 --> 01:33:44,738
I don't know.

2031
01:33:45,617 --> 01:33:46,917
I'm not sure.

2032
01:33:46,918 --> 01:33:51,376

wheeling under my knee

2033
01:33:51,377 --> 01:33:55,936


2034
01:33:55,937 --> 01:34:00,037

wheeling under my knee

2035
01:34:00,038 --> 01:34:04,455


2036
01:34:05,315 --> 01:34:06,656
[Moss] Yo, baby.

2037
01:34:06,657 --> 01:34:09,490
Hi, I'm really glad you're here.

2038
01:34:10,715 --> 01:34:11,548
Richard.

2039
01:34:11,549 --> 01:34:12,961
Hi, Julie.

2040
01:34:12,962 --> 01:34:14,778
Look, don't worry, I'm not
here to start anything.

2041
01:34:14,779 --> 01:34:16,530
I'm here to finish it.

2042
01:34:16,531 --> 01:34:19,216
He doesn't have a gun, does he?

2043
01:34:19,217 --> 01:34:20,576
Cool man, he's real cool.

2044
01:34:20,577 --> 01:34:22,917
He's British, they don't do cowboy.

2045
01:34:22,918 --> 01:34:23,835
I'm glad.

2046
01:34:25,758 --> 01:34:26,837
Barbara?

2047
01:34:26,838 --> 01:34:28,597
Oh I'm sorry, sorry.

2048
01:34:28,598 --> 01:34:29,431
Hey!

2049
01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:34,173
Sorry.

2050
01:34:34,174 --> 01:34:36,591
Don't ask me that, Patrick.

2051
01:34:37,627 --> 01:34:38,460
Richard!

2052
01:34:39,587 --> 01:34:40,866
What are you doing here?

2053
01:34:40,867 --> 01:34:42,443
How did you get in?

2054
01:34:42,444 --> 01:34:44,111
I have my methods.

2055
01:34:45,211 --> 01:34:46,869
What do you want?

2056
01:34:46,870 --> 01:34:48,106
I've got a genius idea.

2057
01:34:48,107 --> 01:34:48,940
- This has got to stop.
- No, look,

2058
01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:49,790
no no, look.

2059
01:34:49,791 --> 01:34:51,432
You and me in London together.

2060
01:34:51,433 --> 01:34:53,108
Richard, how many times
do I have to tell you

2061
01:34:53,109 --> 01:34:54,312
just please leave me alone?

2062
01:34:54,313 --> 01:34:56,302
Barbara, Barbara,
Barbara, listen to me, look.

2063
01:34:56,303 --> 01:34:57,977
It's not us, it's Los Angeles.

2064
01:34:57,978 --> 01:34:59,751
It's been messing with
our heads, you know?

2065
01:34:59,752 --> 01:35:01,076
It's not real here!

2066
01:35:01,077 --> 01:35:02,900
I mean it's real but it's not.

2067
01:35:02,901 --> 01:35:04,045
And it's been screwing us up.

2068
01:35:04,046 --> 01:35:04,879
We've got to escape.

2069
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:06,150
We've got to get away from Patterson,

2070
01:35:06,151 --> 01:35:08,102
from all the bullshit here!

2071
01:35:08,103 --> 01:35:10,014
It's not L.A., it's you.

2072
01:35:10,015 --> 01:35:12,596
Look, you cannot go back to Patterson!

2073
01:35:12,597 --> 01:35:13,907
And why not?

2074
01:35:13,908 --> 01:35:18,158
Because all he wants to
do is go to bed with you!

2075
01:35:19,317 --> 01:35:20,234
I love you!

2076
01:35:22,357 --> 01:35:23,190
(somber music)

2077
01:35:23,191 --> 01:35:24,270
Richard.

2078
01:35:24,271 --> 01:35:25,788
What am I to you, huh?

2079
01:35:25,789 --> 01:35:29,365
Your California beach girl,
your surfer chick, huh?

2080
01:35:29,366 --> 01:35:30,449
You're you.

2081
01:35:31,865 --> 01:35:34,507
You're just you, I love you.

2082
01:35:34,508 --> 01:35:36,552
Did you ever, just once,

2083
01:35:36,553 --> 01:35:39,815
think about what I might be
feeling, what I might want?

2084
01:35:39,816 --> 01:35:40,649
Yeah.

2085
01:35:40,650 --> 01:35:42,383
Like hell you did.

2086
01:35:42,384 --> 01:35:44,836
Not to mention your jealousy.

2087
01:35:44,837 --> 01:35:46,343
Richard, you're just like a child,

2088
01:35:46,344 --> 01:35:48,344
a jealous spoiled child.

2089
01:35:54,039 --> 01:35:56,029
(woman screaming)

2090
01:35:56,030 --> 01:35:58,697
(elbow bashing)

2091
01:36:00,730 --> 01:36:03,397
(body thudding)

2092
01:36:05,645 --> 01:36:08,889
(cameras clicking)

2093
01:36:08,890 --> 01:36:11,354
- Yo, move.
- What's up with you?

2094
01:36:11,355 --> 01:36:13,604
(cameras clicking)

2095
01:36:13,605 --> 01:36:14,438
- Richie.
- Chloroform,

2096
01:36:14,438 --> 01:36:15,271
- I know that smell.
- Richie.

2097
01:36:15,272 --> 01:36:18,312
[Man] Isn't that supposed
to be a sexual stimulant?

2098
01:36:18,313 --> 01:36:21,063
(fire crackling)

2099
01:36:23,184 --> 01:36:26,017
(woman screaming)

2100
01:36:29,456 --> 01:36:32,123
(drip plopping)

2101
01:36:37,132 --> 01:36:39,799
(gate clanking)

2102
01:36:41,668 --> 01:36:42,904
What, you're gonna have
to think of another way

2103
01:36:42,905 --> 01:36:44,025
to get more.

2104
01:36:44,026 --> 01:36:45,310
Give him an associate producer credit.

2105
01:36:45,311 --> 01:36:46,532
Funnel it that way, I don't.

2106
01:36:46,533 --> 01:36:48,283
I will call you back.

2107
01:36:52,909 --> 01:36:54,180
Congratulations, Richard.

2108
01:36:54,181 --> 01:36:56,522
They got you on trespassing,
destruction of property,

2109
01:36:56,523 --> 01:36:58,580
assault and attempted abduction.

2110
01:36:58,581 --> 01:37:00,383
What's more, that woman that
you claimed is your wife

2111
01:37:00,384 --> 01:37:02,921
may be pressing charges of spousal abuse

2112
01:37:02,922 --> 01:37:04,400
and sexual harassment.

2113
01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:09,153
Ooh fa, that's a conflict, what
a motion picture! (laughing)

2114
01:37:09,154 --> 01:37:10,923
Listen, we're gonna
send you back to England

2115
01:37:10,924 --> 01:37:12,101
for a little while.

2116
01:37:12,102 --> 01:37:14,581
I'll straighten everything
out on this end.

2117
01:37:14,582 --> 01:37:17,920
Way to go, Richie baby, way to go.

2118
01:37:17,921 --> 01:37:19,221
You know, I don't know.

2119
01:37:19,222 --> 01:37:21,504
But when I first met you, I said to myself

2120
01:37:21,505 --> 01:37:23,781
this man is a loser.

2121
01:37:23,782 --> 01:37:27,199
But there's something, I don't know what.

2122
01:37:28,225 --> 01:37:29,680
I guess I'm a genius.

2123
01:37:29,681 --> 01:37:31,014
Oh, and Richard.

2124
01:37:32,018 --> 01:37:35,024
Listen, don't accept any candy bars

2125
01:37:35,025 --> 01:37:36,603
from any of the felons.

2126
01:37:36,604 --> 01:37:38,687
You know what I'm saying?

2127
01:37:44,268 --> 01:37:49,268


2128
01:37:51,087 --> 01:37:56,087


2129
01:37:57,420 --> 01:38:02,420


2130
01:38:03,419 --> 01:38:07,959


2131
01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:08,866
And then cut.

2132
01:38:08,867 --> 01:38:10,475
Beautiful.

2133
01:38:10,476 --> 01:38:11,809
Gorgeous, right?

2134
01:38:14,814 --> 01:38:20,447
- Yeah.


2135
01:38:20,448 --> 01:38:22,401
(plane whooshing)

2136
01:38:22,402 --> 01:38:27,402


2137
01:38:28,644 --> 01:38:33,635


2138
01:38:33,636 --> 01:38:37,121


2139
01:38:37,122 --> 01:38:42,122


2140
01:38:43,731 --> 01:38:48,276

thought you gave a damn

2141
01:38:48,277 --> 01:38:50,001
[Richard Voiceover] I
couldn't believe how fast

2142
01:38:50,002 --> 01:38:51,423
Takowsky had worked.

2143
01:38:51,424 --> 01:38:53,375
What an agent.

2144
01:38:53,376 --> 01:38:56,025
He promised I was going places.

2145
01:38:56,026 --> 01:38:57,609
Well, he was right.

2146
01:39:05,310 --> 01:39:07,791
They say that love's an adventure

2147
01:39:07,792 --> 01:39:09,959
and mine was over, flawed.

2148
01:39:10,844 --> 01:39:13,353
It wasn't like in the movies.

2149
01:39:13,354 --> 01:39:15,937
So here I was back in Bradford.

2150
01:39:17,074 --> 01:39:20,531
Thanks to Billy, I still had
a business to come back to.

2151
01:39:20,532 --> 01:39:24,396
And the paper had even offered
me a weekly column of my own.

2152
01:39:24,397 --> 01:39:26,534
Joy and I were on speaking terms only

2153
01:39:26,535 --> 01:39:28,534
but that suited me fine.

2154
01:39:28,535 --> 01:39:32,618
Stability didn't seem such
a bad thing after all.

2155
01:39:35,565 --> 01:39:38,315
(music swelling)

2156
01:39:48,273 --> 01:39:49,933
Please don't concern
yourself, ladies and gentlemen.

2157
01:39:49,934 --> 01:39:51,468
My colleague William here

2158
01:39:51,469 --> 01:39:52,750
will soon rectify matters.

2159
01:39:52,751 --> 01:39:55,219
Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen.

2160
01:39:55,220 --> 01:39:57,803
Just a slight technical cockup.

2161
01:40:05,393 --> 01:40:07,393
This is from Takowsky.

2162
01:40:08,948 --> 01:40:12,423
Congratulations, your
first development deal.

2163
01:40:12,424 --> 01:40:16,757
(laughing) Good old Oozy Suicide.

2164
01:40:20,011 --> 01:40:21,344
50 grand, whoah.

2165
01:40:28,847 --> 01:40:30,014
So, I made it.

2166
01:40:33,549 --> 01:40:34,799
What about you?

2167
01:40:39,591 --> 01:40:42,341
You were right about Patterson.

2168
01:40:45,745 --> 01:40:46,578
And?

2169
01:40:49,665 --> 01:40:50,498
Well.

2170
01:40:54,145 --> 01:40:55,598
I was so caught up in it all

2171
01:40:55,599 --> 01:40:59,182
that I was missing all
the important parts.

2172
01:41:01,171 --> 01:41:05,254
I only really wanted to
see what I wanted to see.

2173
01:41:07,278 --> 01:41:09,721
Did your father help you see that?

2174
01:41:09,722 --> 01:41:10,555
No.

2175
01:41:11,693 --> 01:41:13,943
I figured it out on my own.

2176
01:41:16,321 --> 01:41:17,154
Well.

2177
01:41:19,326 --> 01:41:21,576
I was wrong too, I suppose.

2178
01:41:24,060 --> 01:41:26,810
I never saw you as a real person.

2179
01:41:28,620 --> 01:41:33,287
I just carried on like my
life was some sort of a movie.

2180
01:41:34,323 --> 01:41:36,906
Straight to video, what a flop.

2181
01:41:39,540 --> 01:41:40,373
So.

2182
01:41:43,082 --> 01:41:44,165
What's next?

2183
01:41:46,237 --> 01:41:50,235
Well, they make movies
in England, don't they?

2184
01:41:50,236 --> 01:41:53,814
(light guitar music)

2185
01:41:53,815 --> 01:41:54,648
Yeah.

2186
01:41:56,098 --> 01:41:58,098
Yeah, I suppose they do.

2187
01:42:10,762 --> 01:42:15,762


2188
01:42:20,170 --> 01:42:24,670


2189
01:42:26,845 --> 01:42:28,982
[Richard] Woo!

2190
01:42:28,983 --> 01:42:29,909
[Barbara] Richard!

2191
01:42:29,910 --> 01:42:34,909


2192
01:42:39,243 --> 01:42:43,326


2193
01:42:45,082 --> 01:42:47,915
(Richard barking)

2194
01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:54,744


2195
01:42:54,745 --> 01:42:59,725


2196
01:42:59,726 --> 01:43:04,726


2197
01:43:07,938 --> 01:43:12,938


2198
01:43:17,307 --> 01:43:22,307

up to my face and said

2199
01:43:26,685 --> 01:43:31,685


2200
01:43:36,286 --> 01:43:41,286


2201
01:43:42,874 --> 01:43:47,683


2202
01:43:47,684 --> 01:43:52,480


2203
01:43:52,481 --> 01:43:57,303


2204
01:43:57,304 --> 01:44:00,779


2205
01:44:00,780 --> 01:44:04,083


2206
01:44:04,084 --> 01:44:06,619


2207
01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:14,826


2208
01:44:14,827 --> 01:44:18,584


2209
01:44:18,585 --> 01:44:21,155


2210
01:44:21,156 --> 01:44:29,402


2211
01:44:29,403 --> 01:44:32,963


2212
01:44:32,964 --> 01:44:36,562


2213
01:44:36,563 --> 01:44:40,264


2214
01:44:40,265 --> 01:44:44,019


2215
01:44:44,020 --> 01:44:47,565


2216
01:44:47,566 --> 01:44:51,043


2217
01:44:51,044 --> 01:44:54,820


2218
01:44:54,821 --> 01:44:58,845


2219
01:44:58,846 --> 01:45:02,161


2220
01:45:02,162 --> 01:45:05,784


2221
01:45:05,785 --> 01:45:14,065


2222
01:45:17,071 --> 01:45:20,323


2223
01:45:20,324 --> 01:45:22,896


2224
01:45:22,897 --> 01:45:31,363


2225
01:45:31,364 --> 01:45:34,744


2226
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:37,417


2227
01:45:37,418 --> 01:45:45,800


2228
01:45:45,801 --> 01:45:49,523


2229
01:45:49,524 --> 01:45:52,976


2230
01:45:52,977 --> 01:45:56,461

you, a deep scratch

2231
01:45:56,462 --> 01:46:00,264

and you're full of defeat

2232
01:46:00,265 --> 01:46:03,944


2233
01:46:03,945 --> 01:46:07,421


2234
01:46:07,422 --> 01:46:11,341


2235
01:46:11,342 --> 01:46:15,159

when you fall into parts

2236
01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:21,821


2237
01:46:21,822 --> 01:46:29,384


2238
01:46:29,385 --> 01:46:36,264


2239
01:46:36,265 --> 01:46:42,131